Subdeacon Joe Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 No kidding x a billion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Clark Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 51 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: And by then your ...........Screwed Toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Try as I might telepathy just isn’t in my future. I use jewelry instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Annnd you'll STILL be wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Amen!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Harley, #14153 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 “Fine!” “Okay!” “I’m not mad at you.” None of these telegraph happy endings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Louis Suomi SASS #31905 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 And the ever problematic "whatever." Dark moments ahead. STL Suomi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 The truth is in Genesis 3:16 in the New Living Translation it says, "And you will desire to control your husband, but he will rule over you." And ever since women have made men pay for it! Don't matter how right you are, you are always wrong. Just shut up and say, "yes mam"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Women are why men invented motorcycles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 4 hours ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: “Fine!” “Okay!” “I’m not mad at you.” None of these telegraph happy endings. You left out, "If you want to," (bad but only about a 3 on a scale from 1 to 5) or the dreaded "Do what you want" (which translates into "You are soooo screwed"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Ever had one get 100% of everything she wants and is STILL mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Dantankerous said: Ever had one get 100% of everything she wants and is STILL mad? Yeah and her replacement didn't act like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wild Will Bartell Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 If any man ever figures out this topic, he will become a billionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Wild Will Bartell said: If any man ever figures out this topic, he will become a billionaire. ……….. any man who figures out this topic ……….. will have a contract put on his life ………. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Repeat after me "Yes ,my Queen" Say that until it comes out when you are asleep and you might have a chance. Imis or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOOTIN FOX Posted December 29, 2018 Share Posted December 29, 2018 You want that bridge two lane or four lane.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Small Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 8 hours ago, Wild Will Bartell said: If any man ever figures out this topic, he will become a billionaire. If any man figures out this topic , they will change all the rules . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 ALL I have been able to sort out is even IF you , have everything on hand , BEFORE they want it YOU ARE STILL WRONG CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: ALL I have been able to sort out is even IF you , have everything on hand , BEFORE they want it YOU ARE STILL WRONG CB Probably because it is the wrong color or size. Heaven forbid it should have wires, and a plug at the end of the cord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 The Unicycle was invented because of the Woman problem ..... No back seat driving .... And you can turn as you see fit ... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Hmmm, I see a business opportunity. Like a translation app. Would ya'll pay for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 On 12/29/2018 at 7:11 AM, Charlie Harley, #14153 said: “Fine!” “Okay!” “I’m not mad at you.” None of these telegraph happy endings. Fine! Translation: Not fine at all. Okay! Translation: Not okay at all. I'm not mad at you. Translation: You Will be sleeping on the sofa for the forseeable future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 see there , ya just PROVED my point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOOTIN FOX Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 Do whatever you want is not a permission statement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 30, 2018 Share Posted December 30, 2018 A tennis bracelet has amazing curative powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 2 hours ago, Whiskey Business said: A tennis bracelet has amazing curative powers. See?...hence my post above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 On 12/29/2018 at 3:35 PM, Wild Will Bartell said: If any man ever figures out this topic, he will become a billionaire. What good is money when you're dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey Business Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 26 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: See?...hence my post above. Had to scroll a bit. Sofa for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 42 minutes ago, Whiskey Business said: Had to scroll a bit. Sofa for you! I don’t think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Whiskey Business said: Hmmm, I see a business opportunity. Like a translation app. Would ya'll pay for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 I know three things about how to deal with women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 None of them work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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