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Subdeacon Joe

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No kidding x a billion.

 

 

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51 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Image may contain: text that says 'YOU DON'T TRULY KNOW A WOMAN UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND EVERY WORD SHE ISN'T SAYING TO YOU. HPLYRIKZ.COM'

And by then your ...........Screwed Toast :lol:

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Try as I might telepathy just isn’t in my future. I use jewelry instead. ;)

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The truth is in Genesis 3:16 in the New Living Translation it says, "And you will desire to control your husband, but he will rule over you."

And ever since women have made men pay for it! Don't matter how right you are, you are always wrong. Just shut up and say, "yes mam"!

 

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4 hours ago, Charlie Harley, #14153 said:

“Fine!”

“Okay!”

“I’m not mad at you.”

 

None of these telegraph happy endings. 

You left out, "If you want to," (bad but only about a 3 on a scale from 1 to 5) or the dreaded "Do what you want" (which translates into "You are soooo screwed").

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Ever had one get 100% of everything she wants and is STILL mad?

 

:o

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8 minutes ago, Dantankerous said:

Ever had one get 100% of everything she wants and is STILL mad?

 

:o

Yeah and her replacement didn't act like that.

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If any man ever figures out this topic, he will become a billionaire.

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1 minute ago, Wild Will Bartell said:

If any man ever figures out this topic, he will become a billionaire.

 

 

 

  ……….. any man who figures out this topic ……….. will have a contract put on his life ……….  :wacko:

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Repeat after me "Yes ,my Queen"  Say that until it comes out when you are asleep and you might have a chance.

 

Imis  or not

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8 hours ago, Wild Will Bartell said:

If any man ever figures out this topic, he will become a billionaire.

If any man figures  out this  topic ,  they will change  all the rules . 

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4 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

ALL I have been able to sort out is 

 even IF you , have everything on hand , BEFORE they want it 

 

 YOU ARE STILL WRONG 

 

  CB 

Probably because it is the wrong color or size. Heaven forbid it should have wires, and a plug at the end of the cord. 

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The Unicycle was invented because of the Woman problem .....  No back seat driving ....

And you can turn as you see fit ...

 

Jabez Cowboy

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Hmmm, I see a business opportunity. Like a translation app. Would ya'll pay for that?

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On 12/29/2018 at 7:11 AM, Charlie Harley, #14153 said:

“Fine!”

“Okay!”

“I’m not mad at you.”

 

None of these telegraph happy endings. 

 

Fine! Translation: Not fine at all.

 

Okay! Translation: Not okay at all.

 

I'm not mad at you. Translation: You Will be sleeping on the sofa for the forseeable future.

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2 hours ago, Whiskey Business said:

A tennis bracelet has amazing curative powers.

See?...hence my post above. ;)

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On 12/29/2018 at 3:35 PM, Wild Will Bartell said:

If any man ever figures out this topic, he will become a billionaire.

What good is money when you're dead!

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26 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said:

See?...hence my post above. ;)

 

Had to scroll a bit. Sofa for you!

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42 minutes ago, Whiskey Business said:

 

Had to scroll a bit. Sofa for you!

I don’t think so.

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4 hours ago, Whiskey Business said:

Hmmm, I see a business opportunity. Like a translation app. Would ya'll pay for that?

 

Image result for its a trap

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I know three things about how to deal with women.

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