Hey you buncha' nuts!!!

[Buckshot Bear]

Can you guys please stop taking posts off topic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001]

NO 

[Sawhorse Kid]

But cheeseburgers are really good.

[Buckshot Bear]

12 minutes ago, Sawhorse Kid said:

But cheeseburgers are really good.

 

Pickles or no pickles?

[Subdeacon Joe]

Nuts?  NUTS???

Sir!  I'll have you know that, to state the obvious, I'm a full blown Fruitcake !

 

 

 

 

[Eyesa Horg]

Cashews for sure. Oh, and no!

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Sam Sackett]

What’s the topic?

 

Sam Sackett 

 

[Warden Callaway]

What's a henweigh?

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

3 minutes ago, Warden Callaway said:

What's a henweigh?

 

The ostrich is the largest and heaviest living bird. Males are typically larger than females, weighing 220 to 287 pounds and measuring 6.9 to 9 feet in height. Meanwhile, females weigh 198 to 242 pounds and range in height from 5.7 to 6.2 feet.

[Widder, SASS #59054]

1 hour ago, Buckshot Bear said:

Can you guys please stop taking posts off topic.

 

 

Well, ya just gotta ask yeowndangself........ 'What would Ben Cartwright do'.

 

..........Widder

 

 

[Sedalia Dave]

[Alpo]

2 hours ago, Sawhorse Kid said:

But cheeseburgers are really good.

But they're not kosher.

[Buckshot Bear]

1 minute ago, Alpo said:

But they're not kosher.

 

I like the pork spare ribs the local mosque does on Sundays.

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

Mary Ann!

[Alpo]

I've had people tell me that they were glad they weren't Jewish because they couldn't keep kosher because - bacon.

 

Truthfully I can take bacon or leave it. I'm more of a sausage guy.

 

But you can't do dairy with meat. That means no cheeseburgers. No. Ain't gonna happen.

[twelve mile REB]

1 hour ago, Warden Callaway said:

What's a henweigh?

I don't know what is a henweigh?

[twelve mile REB]

11 minutes ago, Alpo said:

But they're not kosher.

The pickles are

[DeaconKC]

Kosher? Corned beef on rye!

[Buckshot Bear]

12 minutes ago, DeaconKC said:

Kosher? Corned beef on rye!

 

 

@Rye Miles #13621

 

Whattaya' think of that Rye?

[Dr. O. R. Vet]

All of you are just about two clowns short of a circus!

 

'Cause the Doc said so!!!

[Buckshot Bear]

Just now, Dr. O. R. Vet said:

All of you are just about two clowns short of a circus!

 

'Cause the Doc said so!!!

 

Hey quit ya' clowning around  

[Cypress Sun]

1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

 

 Meanwhile, females weigh 198 to 242 pounds and range in height from 5.7 to 6.2 feet.

 

Sounds like my ex-mother in-law's side of the family.

[Sawhorse Kid]

2 hours ago, Warden Callaway said:

What's a henweigh?

I believe it is a ball park in Boston.

[Eyesa Horg]

9 hours ago, Warden Callaway said:

What's a henweigh?

About 5#

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

I'm nOT a NUT!

 

I'm a spud.  So there!

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

BTW, a Henway (proper spelling) is related to a Canardly.

 

As in "I canardly stand these kinds of posts".

 

I refuse to reply to them myself.  I hire it done.

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

Speaking of buncha' nuts...

 

[Sixgun Seamus]

31 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

 is related to a Canardly.

 

I had one of their cars once, a Rolls Canardly. Rolls down one hill, canardly get up the next.

[Rooster Ron Wayne]

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103]

It snowed last night so I'm gonna have me a cheeseburger bacon and fruitcake sammitch.

[Eyesa Horg]

1 hour ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

BTW, a Henway (proper spelling) is related to a Canardly.

 

As in "I canardly stand these kinds of posts".

 

I refuse to reply to them myself.  I hire it done.

Or like an old VW bug, it can make it down one hill, but "canardly" make it up the next.

[Warden Callaway]

1 hour ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said:

It snowed last night so I'm gonna have me a cheeseburger bacon and fruitcake sammitch.

The store yesterday had "steak cut" bacon at low prices yesterday.  Mary got several pounds.

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381]

Rabbits eat their own poop.

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

15 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said:

Rabbits eat their own poop.

 

Custer eats bunny poop too. We call them "Bunny Treats".