Utah Bob #35998 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 If you lost your alias toanother fellow. How would you know unless someone brought it to your attention? (hopefully in a courteous manner) I know several folks who let their membership lapse for one reason or another and returnef to pick up where they left off. P.S. Anybody wanting the Utah Bob alias can just send me a check for a hunnert and fidy dollars and I'll think up a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Thought I was a long way from trash talk but you set the standards so I will TRY to do better . My apologies to anyone I may have offended . Thank you for taking what is IMO the "high road" instead of the "high horse." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Hey, Lumpy Grits...... you know who I'm talking to.... If you have to come up with a new alias, I suggest.... "Iwuz Lumpy Grits" Don't know how you eat grits but...... Runny Grits is worse than Lumpy Grits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uno Mas SASS #80082 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm Sparticus! No, I'm Lumpy Gr..... Nevermind. Hey Lumps, now that you're retired from chutin', kin I buy yer 1886? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Pete SASS #42168 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Good point that " there should be some visible benefit to membership " . So yeah wire open to only members . I very clearly said it should be an open forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fillmore Coffins, SASS #7884 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Thank you for taking what is IMO the "high road" instead of the "high horse." I know a fella who didn't like being called "high-handed". Name the movie... Fillmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Mushman Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm Sparticus! No, I'm Lumpy Gr..... Nevermind. Hey Lumps, now that you're retired from chutin', kin I buy yer 1886? He hasn't retired, just takin' some time off till financial situation picks back up a bit ! The last 6 years has been particularly challenging for many of our pards.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm Sparticus! No, I'm Lumpy Gr..... Nevermind. Hey Lumps, now that you're retired from chutin', kin I buy yer 1886? Never said I'd 'retired'. Besides-That's just to much gun for you-- OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Dollar Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I know a fella who didn't like being called "high-handed". Name the movie... Fillmore One of my favorite movies! Outlaw Josey Wales "Kelly: [Josie has walked into the saloon in Santa Rio] What'll you have? Josey Wales: Whiskey. Rose: [laughing] Maybe you'd like somethin' else. Josey Wales: Beer? Kelly: Been a long time since somebody ordered a drink in San Rio. Ten Spot: Been a long time since we had anythin' to drink. Kelly: Yep, first the silver run out, then the people run out, then the whiskey run out, then the beer run out. Don't matter, it's good to see a high roller come through. [Josey walks out] Kelly: What's the matter with him? Rose: I guess some folks don't like to be called 'high rollers'. I knew a man once; he didn't like to be called 'high handed'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 If you lost your alias toanother fellow. How would you know unless someone brought it to your attention? (hopefully in a courteous manner) I know several folks who let their membership lapse for one reason or another and returnef to pick up where they left off. P.S. Anybody wanting the Utah Bob alias can just send me a check for a hunnert and fidy dollars and I'll think up a new one. Ya mean like The Genuine Utah Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spades Hanlin SASS#66204 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 So what is the Old Lumpy's new handle?? Has he picked one?? Hey Old Lumpy if you have not picked a new handle how's bout you do a wire survey / contest and let everyone offer a new name and you choose the winner?? You know sort of like when they name a new bridge... The winner gets some free advice from ya on loading UNIQUE powder!! ( The Old Lumpy's favorite powder ) This could turn a into a fun thing for you and yer wire pards, just a thought.. Spades H... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 All of this makes me wonder how those matches that require SASS membership verify that membership. Not saying I think it has happened in any particular case, not saying that anyone on the Wire may have done that... Just wondering how match officials would determine, or it any of them determine, that a shooter is actually a current member of SASS at the big shooting matches??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Bristol Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 All of this makes me wonder how those matches that require SASS membership verify that membership. Not saying I think it has happened in any particular case, not saying that anyone on the Wire may have done that... Just wondering how match officials would determine, or it any of them determine, that a shooter is actually a current member of SASS at the big shooting matches??? Don't members have a card with an expiration date on it? I know I have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 All of this makes me wonder how those matches that require SASS membership verify that membership. Not saying I think it has happened in any particular case, not saying that anyone on the Wire may have done that... Just wondering how match officials would determine, or it any of them determine, that a shooter is actually a current member of SASS at the big shooting matches??? They send the shooter list to SASS HQ for cross-referencing and verification of current membership status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'll bet Utah will take less? MT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I have had SASS HQ call me prior to a big match I'm enter in requesting I renew my membership...........so they are on the ball at HQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pit Bull Tex Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Nomore Grits?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Two Spurs Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I will forever have etched in my mind the avatar of Uncle Fester's baby picture (Adams Family reference) linked with the OLG. Maybe SASS could do what the NRA did a while back- have a small window of time to lower the life membership fee to encourage a gaggle of folks to "move up"............because we start to forget more things more often after the official "old folks" age of 50....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Culpepper 32827 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I have had SASS HQ call me prior to a big match I'm enter in requesting I renew my membership...........so they are on the ball at HQ actually, the real story is, thay pleaded with him NOT to renew....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward R S Canby, SASS#59971 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 So what is the Old Lumpy's new handle?? Has he picked one?? Hey Old Lumpy if you have not picked a new handle how's bout you do a wire survey / contest and let everyone offer a new name and you choose the winner?? You know sort of like when they name a new bridge... The winner gets some free advice from ya on loading UNIQUE powder!! ( The Old Lumpy's favorite powder ) This could turn a into a fun thing for you and yer wire pards, just a thought.. Spades H... Mr. Unique or Unique Cowboy would be appropriate alias's for OLG and instantly be associated with him (at least for those of us on the Wire). The alias lookup app on this site doesn't list any pard using Unique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I reckon it's a good thing LG's alias ain't "Mexican Bob". Will Lumpy begin posting regularly to the Wire Forums? Will the real Lumpy Grits just say, "To HELL with the VRB!" and get the #%& out? I guess we'll have to stay tuned. Anyway, there's only one Lumpy Grits and he's Unique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 OH!!! Lookee there!!! "The Original Lumpy Gritz!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fillmore Coffins, SASS #7884 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I reckon it's a good thing LG's alias ain't "Mexican Bob". Will Lumpy begin posting regularly to the Wire Forums? Will the real Lumpy Grits just say, "To HELL with the VRB!" and get the #%& out? I guess we'll have to stay tuned. Anyway, there's only one Lumpy Grits and he's Unique. As a true John Wayne fan, I got it. Fillmore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 As a true John Wayne fan, I got it. Fillmore Greaser Grits.......If your a reader and not a watcher.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spades Hanlin SASS#66204 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 He could shoot for OLD CORN DODGERS... With UNIQUE loads off course... Spades H.. Yer pards are waitin Old Lumpy what say yee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Frank Norfleet Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Please, don't turn the 'original, relapsed' Lumpy Grits into 'Lumpy No Mo' (no E dammit). :lol: ..........WIdder Still my favorite!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Still my favorite!!! That was my second choice- OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Oh boy, Then we could have been related...Just what I need, Mo "Trouble." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Oh boy, Then we could have been related...Just what I need, Mo "Trouble." Scary-ain't it OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Howdy, Mo Lumpy Grits Kinda sings. Might be what they serve in jail..... Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Dan Blodgett, SASS #75655 Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 If you put enough butter and cheese to the grits the added cholesterol can overcome the excess of fiber in the grits Your cardiologist will love this approach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Dollar Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 If you put enough butter and cheese to the grits the added cholesterol can overcome the excess of fiber in the grits Your cardiologist will love this approach. And bacon bits.... can't forget the bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Howdy, Mo Lumpy Grits Kinda sings. Might be what they serve in jail..... Best CR Howdy, Mo Lumpy Grits Kinda sings. Might be what they serve in jail..... Best CR along with .....hot bologna, eggs and gravy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickB Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 or to be a member here, yu need to be a member of SASS in good standing... Well, that would boot me out. I'm not a SASS member. I'm an NCOWS member, but active in CAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickB Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Scary-ain't it OLG See how you might like "Smooth Grits" or "Runny Grits". Both have a nice ring to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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