Vail Vigilante Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 When you spend as much on your holster as you do on your revolvers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major BS Walker Regulator Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 When you go to buy a new vehicle and the first thing you check is if your gun cart will fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Pepper Kid, SASS #60463 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 You’re watching a video of a SASS shooter on YouTube. When ya hear the miss ya instantly put down one finger. Ya really got it bad if ya hold the finger up at the end of video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Art Tillery Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 While processing cattle, using several pistol grip syringes and pour on guns, you think about the best "transitions" from "gun to gun"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 On 9/1/2023 at 4:43 PM, J-BAR #18287 said: If your family calls you by your alias instead of your real name. Only when I'm in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old School SASS 111982 Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 You need physical therapy on your weak hand thumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 When your daily carry gun is a Single action and your go to rifle is a Lever action instead of a AR15 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedediah Westwood Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 When you open carry your SSA to the store and around town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Kane Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 You're parked in the check-out line at the grocery store and you're shadow shooting stand and deliver stages from your grocery cart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazos Bo Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 Your boss asks you where the match is, everytime you submit a vacation request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 You own a CCW shoulder holster, for a Colt Sheriff's model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cottonmouth Mark Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 Very interesting thread. I have a thought: The other night, something went "bump" outside and I didn't grab my 9mm, I grabbed my SAA clone. After the fact I asked myself why. The response was, "this will be close and its a moonless night, so dark. Grab what you can shoot by instinct" Turns out it was just a coyote after a rabbit I guess. Both were gone by the time I was out. But I think that also says a lot about our sport. I have shot many other disciplines. In those it is more "science". I have found that SASS is more "art" than "science". More so, in other disciplines it seems there is a **** measuring contest. I have not ever seen that at SASS. In fact, its rare to not encounter someone who will mentor you. When that environment exists, you are them empowered to mentor others. I am rambling, but anyways: when something goes bump in the night and you grab your SAA clone rather than your 9mm race gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 8 hours ago, Cottonmouth Mark said: Turns out it was just a coyote after a rabbit I guess. Bad guess. Everyone knows coyotes go after road runners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 I think I reached this point about 15 years ago when I was driving away, after the deal went down, and my wife said, We’ll, it’s finally come to this; we’re swapping guns in a Wal-Mart parking lot with someone named Bubba Gomez.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 You are 75 and the youngest person on the range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said: You are 75 and the youngest person on the range. Hey, I'm only 56! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fretless Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 On 9/15/2023 at 4:33 PM, Mack Hacker, #60477 said: I think I reached this point about 15 years ago when I was driving away, after the deal went down, and my wife said, We’ll, it’s finally come to this; we’re swapping guns in a Wal-Mart parking lot with someone named Bubba Gomez.” I started like that. Both of my long guns were purchased in parking lots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gungadin Posted September 19, 2023 Author Share Posted September 19, 2023 On 9/14/2023 at 5:47 PM, H. K. Uriah, SASS #74619 said: Bad guess. Everyone knows coyotes go after road runners. Ahh but we were fed a lie, Coyotes are faster than road runners...off topic again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 You sit in a work meeting looking at light switches, practicing GF for various scenarios. And that thing about using your alias in a restaurant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 If you happen upon a crime scene and want to start picking up the brass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 On 9/1/2023 at 3:43 PM, J-BAR #18287 said: If your family calls you by your alias instead of your real name. What!??? Ya'll use aliases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 On 12/1/2023 at 6:46 AM, The Original Lumpy Gritz said: Those annuals were the very best of times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted December 2, 2023 Share Posted December 2, 2023 When you say you forgot the line but are really just too cool to say lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Nasty Newt # 7365 said: When you say you forgot the line but are really just too cool to say lines. In my case, it's my CRS work'n. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major BS Walker Regulator Posted December 3, 2023 Share Posted December 3, 2023 On 11/29/2023 at 5:07 PM, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said: If you happen upon a crime scene and want to start picking up the brass! You check to see if they have two in their hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashknife Cowboy Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 You find yourself in the LGS and ask if they have a second pistol, not to choose from but to buy a pair. You have been known to carry a single action for conceal carry. Walrus ivory is good but elephant is pure decadence and quietly desired. You get really excited when you find a older Marlin that you do not have, yet.... "Colt" is not a 4 letter word. You find yourself reading True West at work, digitally..... Your "go to" is a revolver. You firmly believe cowboy guns breed if left undisturbed in the big metal box for 120 days. You make a point of shooting or riding your horse on National Day of the Cowboy on the 4th Saturday in July. And lastly, you know that we need a true Cowboy in the White House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallon Kid Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 When you know someone for 20 years and even had dinners with and you don’t know their name on the driver’s license Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Ray Davis Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 . . . you used to enjoy cowboy movies, but now all you can see are the inaccuracies. In guns, round count, costuming, language, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 4 minutes ago, John Ray Davis said: . . . you used to enjoy cowboy movies, but now all you can see are the inaccuracies. In guns, round count, costuming, language, etc. Just watching Gunsmoke and Matt got shot by a thug with a rifle that wasn't cocked! They showed it twice before the bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windy City Kid Posted December 4, 2023 Share Posted December 4, 2023 On 9/7/2023 at 10:18 AM, Go West said: You watch a Western and count shots and look for penalties. Watched Tombstone and for the first time was like XXX? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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