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Utah Bob #35998

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I have decided on a new hobby. I shall buy a vintage sports car, possibly red, and cruise the college campuses inder the pseudonym Professor Alpha Centauri Jones, head of the Astrophysics Archaeology Department. I think I may need an ascot too. And some tweed. B)

EDIT: By the way, I’m not looking to hook up with silly co-eds, God forbid. I would prefer more mature faculty members. Like art or history teachers who could hold an intelligent conversation over a glass of wine. So there! 
Or perhaps I’m setting the bar too high. 
Yeah. Dumb plan. I’ll put my cowboy boots back on. :rolleyes::lol:

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If your chapeau was only real! :rolleyes:

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2 minutes ago, Caladisi kid said:

If your chapeau was only real! :rolleyes:

Whatta mean? It is.

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AC Ace-Bristol For Sale | Hemmings

Ya need a SPECIAL red motorcar.  1957 ACE Bristol.

The hat looks photoshopped;)

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4 minutes ago, Caladisi kid said:

AC Ace-Bristol For Sale | Hemmings

Ya need a SPECIAL red motorcar.

The hat looks photoshopped;)

:lol: Hat’s real. The beard is fake. 

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25 minutes ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

By the way, I’m not looking to hook up with silly co-eds, God forbid. I would prefer more mature faculty members. Like art or history teachers who could hold an intelligent conversation over a glass of wine.

You'd be more likely to have an intelligent conversation WITH the silly co-ed. Their minds are still developing. The mind of your average college teacher has been rotted by years of "Academia".

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What’s all this nonsense about talking?  If I wanted to converse I’d just hang out with my Boston Terrier.  B)
 

Gringo

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You look quite handsome in the picture, UB.  I say go get 'em, tiger.

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Isn't there supposed to be suede elbow patches on that jacket?

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The college campus venue probably is not a good choice if you're looking for logical thought and non-confronational  conversation.  

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Utah Bob, My apologies!  The lighting in the photo sure makes it look photo shopped.  If we ever meet at some pub down the road I owe ya a pint and good cigar.   :) :FlagAm:

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14 hours ago, Alpo said:

Isn't there supposed to be suede elbow patches on that jacket?

No. Only on the tweed one. 

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Don't let the "Nay-Sayers" bug ya.  I really like the Cap.  Be it a "Thug" or "Paper Boy" or whatever, it's a fine Cap.  I have about a dozen of 'em.  Some from Ireland, Some form Scotland, Some from Disneyland.  Great Hats all.

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Funny, I have a cap that was my Dad's, a Cuffley Cap by Stetson, fur felt made in England of all things.  Rather stylish and it looked good on him.  He wore it on a trip to visit relatives in Germany.  Everyone was horrified because at the time, that cap style was all the rage among German gangsters.  

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Love my flat caps. This one’s a “driver’s cap”. 
 

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Whiskers... Check!

 

Car... Check!

 

Pipe... Check!

 

Hat... Check!

 

^_^

 

 

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Edit:  Oops... almost forgot the academic!  ^_^

 

Ms Helen Brimstone... retired engineer, with a background in thermodynamics and aerospace... classically trained pianist...  :rolleyes:

 

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18 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

I have decided on a new hobby. I shall buy a vintage sports car, possibly red, and cruise the college campuses inder the pseudonym Professor Alpha Centauri Jones, head of the Astrophysics Archaeology Department. I think I may need an ascot too. And some tweed. B)

EDIT: By the way, I’m not looking to hook up with silly co-eds, God forbid. I would prefer more mature faculty members. Like art or history teachers who could hold an intelligent conversation over a glass of wine. So there! 
Or perhaps I’m setting the bar too high. 
Yeah. Dumb plan. I’ll put my cowboy boots back on. :rolleyes::lol:

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18 minutes ago, Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 said:

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Like the photo wasn’t too much already. :D

 

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I do not wear the scally cap into town. I would be pegged as a tourist and wouldn’t be able to get a good deal on Navajo jewelry. 
Might possibly incite a lynch mob also. :lol:

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Those portrait conversions are pretty cool. :) Looking good PR & UB.

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7 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said:

well heck 

 

  almost all my ideas are DUMB , some are down right STUPID 

 

  CB :o

 

 

 ......... I've heard the same thing ...........

 

 

           .... about me ......    :blush:

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Maybe this would be a great ride.  Just think how cool you would look pedaling down the country side roads with a pipe in your mouth, your tweed jacket with added elbow patches, and greeting the ladies in your best British Accent.

The best part, its Red.

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