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Actually that's not an insult, that's a curse.

 

Like this:

 

May you die and be reincarnated as a chandelier, to hang by day and burn by night.

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3 hours ago, Finagler 6853 Life said:

Sir Winston, you are drunk.  

Madam, you are correct but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober.  (or something like that)

Along the same lines:

"You're fat!"

"Yes, but you're ugly, and I can always lose weight!"

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may the bird of paradise fly up your nose ......may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose , 

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7 hours ago, Major E A Sterner #12916 said:

Innocent Marine? Not guilty maybe, But never innocent.(My father was a Gunny)

Point taken, and thanks.  Tell your dad Semper fi from one gunny to another.  :FlagAm:

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Unfortunately, He didn't come back from Nam and is on the wall in DC.

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"Every time you open your mouth, everyone within hearing distance loses IQ points."

 

"I have to spend a year in this god forsaken place, please don't make me spend it listening to your stupidity."

 

(Both heard during deployment)

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Your mother was raped by a diseased camel,  and,  enjoyed it.

 

From an enlisted man that had spent too much time in IRAN.  It sounds much better when spoken in Farsi.

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You look like you been bopped with an ugly stick!

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.

 

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

 

You've been an idiot your entire life. Why not take today off?

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Did your folks have any kids that weren't so butt ugly?

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Were you born or hatched?

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