Cider Creek Shootist 118 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 May all your teeth fall out cept one ....................................... and may it cause you great discomfort . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alpo 7,754 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Actually that's not an insult, that's a curse. Like this: May you die and be reincarnated as a chandelier, to hang by day and burn by night. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cider Creek Shootist 118 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 I will not insult you and add to the burden Mother Nature has placed on those around you ...................... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 1,044 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 3 hours ago, Finagler 6853 Life said: Sir Winston, you are drunk. Madam, you are correct but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober. (or something like that) Along the same lines: "You're fat!" "Yes, but you're ugly, and I can always lose weight!" 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watab kid 1,276 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 may the bird of paradise fly up your nose ......may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose , Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 4,572 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 You're so ugly the entire world had to fake a virus just to get you to wear a mask! 2 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Forty Rod SASS 3935 8,147 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 7 hours ago, Major E A Sterner #12916 said: Innocent Marine? Not guilty maybe, But never innocent.(My father was a Gunny) Point taken, and thanks. Tell your dad Semper fi from one gunny to another. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Major E A Sterner #12916 298 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Unfortunately, He didn't come back from Nam and is on the wall in DC. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ozark Huckleberry 1,032 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 His mouth runs about one punch in the nose faster than his brain. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DocWard 5,724 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 "Every time you open your mouth, everyone within hearing distance loses IQ points." "I have to spend a year in this god forsaken place, please don't make me spend it listening to your stupidity." (Both heard during deployment) 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L 602 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 "If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry...someone else will" GG ~ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Noz 2,018 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 Your mother was raped by a diseased camel, and, enjoyed it. From an enlisted man that had spent too much time in IRAN. It sounds much better when spoken in Farsi. 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 3,800 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 9 hours ago, Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L said: "If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry...someone else will" GG ~ ......... every one else already is" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doc X 433 Posted March 26 Share Posted March 26 She had a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 2,339 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 "We're not laughing WITH you, we're laughing AT you!" 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 7,112 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 You look like you been bopped with an ugly stick! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sixgun Sheridan 4,572 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. You've been an idiot your entire life. Why not take today off? 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 7,112 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Did your folks have any kids that weren't so butt ugly? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 28,733 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 These days; “Hello, I’m (fill in the blank) and I am running for President” 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rye Miles #13621 7,112 Posted March 27 Share Posted March 27 Were you born or hatched? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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