Cider Creek Shootist Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 May all your teeth fall out cept one ....................................... and may it cause you great discomfort . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 Actually that's not an insult, that's a curse. Like this: May you die and be reincarnated as a chandelier, to hang by day and burn by night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider Creek Shootist Posted March 25, 2021 Share Posted March 25, 2021 I will not insult you and add to the burden Mother Nature has placed on those around you ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Finagler 6853 Life said: Sir Winston, you are drunk. Madam, you are correct but you are ugly and in the morning I shall be sober. (or something like that) Along the same lines: "You're fat!" "Yes, but you're ugly, and I can always lose weight!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 may the bird of paradise fly up your nose ......may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 You're so ugly the entire world had to fake a virus just to get you to wear a mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 7 hours ago, Major E A Sterner #12916 said: Innocent Marine? Not guilty maybe, But never innocent.(My father was a Gunny) Point taken, and thanks. Tell your dad Semper fi from one gunny to another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major E A Sterner #12916 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 Unfortunately, He didn't come back from Nam and is on the wall in DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 His mouth runs about one punch in the nose faster than his brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 "Every time you open your mouth, everyone within hearing distance loses IQ points." "I have to spend a year in this god forsaken place, please don't make me spend it listening to your stupidity." (Both heard during deployment) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 "If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry...someone else will" GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 9 hours ago, Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L said: "If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry...someone else will" GG ~ ......... every one else already is" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc X Posted March 26, 2021 Share Posted March 26, 2021 She had a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 "We're not laughing WITH you, we're laughing AT you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 You look like you been bopped with an ugly stick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. You've been an idiot your entire life. Why not take today off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Did your folks have any kids that weren't so butt ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 These days; “Hello, I’m (fill in the blank) and I am running for President” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 Were you born or hatched? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 A phrase came to me today when I was talking to my daughter describing the wives of my friends. I said, “As for Sue, there is no evidence that she actually eats.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Nelson #19958 Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 From my uncle, "If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 The following is one my father used on my mother who was arguing with my brother. Mom to Dad: Tell name I have a little brain. Dad to Brother: Your mother has a little brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 13, 2021 Author Share Posted July 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: Dad to Brother: Your mother has a little brain. How long was he in the hospital? I can FEEL the glare she must have given him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 13 hours ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said: The following is one my father used on my mother who was arguing with my brother. Mom to Dad: Tell name I have a little brain. Dad to Brother: Your mother has a little brain. Even I know that's was a bad idea. She's already irritated by the argument, a reply so lame that it insults her intelligence, AND then he pulls something like that? How long was he sleeping on the porch for that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 "Did your parents have any children that lived?" "Are there any branches in your family tree or is it a straight line" "You're the poster boy for prophylactic" "I noticed the cat keeps trying to bury you in the sandbox" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 You're old as Chantry's insults... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: You're old as Chantry's insults... Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Chantry said: "Did your parents have any children that lived?" "Are there any branches in your family tree or is it a straight line" "You're the poster boy for prophylactic" "I noticed the cat keeps trying to bury you in the sandbox" 3 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: You're old as Chantry's insults... Yeah, I about kicked the slats out of my cradle the first time I heard those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 3 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: You're old as Chantry's insults... 24 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Yeah, I about kicked the slats out of my cradle the first time I heard those. May the both of you be forced to listen to a non-stop week of the Barney song while having to watch the former first lady from Arkansas dance nude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 That's not an insult, that's a curse. Like this one: May you die and be reincarnated as a chandelier, to hang by day and burn by night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 You truly have a face that only a mother could love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 My wife gave me a good one once. I was reading something on a forum (yes, it was the Wire) and getting really aggravated. She looked over my shoulder and said "you can't win a pissing contest with a prick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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