Russ T. Sites Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You might be addicted to cowboy shooting when, You count hits and misses while watching a western Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rancocas Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Wear your chaps to go shopping for reloading supplies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 When planning next years vacation you need the SASS events calendar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Your family calls you by your alias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 People you don't know call you by your alias when you're out in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie T Waite Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 When shopping for new cloths you refer to costume requirements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You post on this thread on Sunday morning.................. ....................HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Opps..........never mind............. ...........what Blackwater said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Men talk about each others clothes and ask where they got them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sloe Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You trade your Mustang GT convertible for an Expedition EL to haul your stuff. BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Nelson Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Men talk about each others clothes and ask where they got them... HAW! Kids in the high school drama club ask you for costuming advice for their next play, a Western musical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Short Term Emory Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You give up deer hunting because it takes away from your p-p-p-practice time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Brasse, SASS #3562 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You chuckle when you are hear that the costume party you're going to is Western themed. Your answer to "You look really authentic, where did you find that outfit, a movie prop house?" is "No, my closet." You ask the runner up in the costume contest if is he is a SASS member & he replies "No, I paid $200 to rent it from a costume store". & you're surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rancocas Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You own more boots than your wife has shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You tell an attractive woman she has nice .38s........... and your eyes are looking below her hips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dapper Dynamite Dick Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 When planning next years vacation you need the SASS events calendar. Hey, I resemble that remark!!!~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You have more scarfs, than your wife doez--- OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Men talk about each others clothes and ask where they got them... ... and the ladies are comparing guns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You tell an attractive woman she has nice .38s........... and your eyes are looking below her hips. 44s would be better... TL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Your wife wears a "Check Out My .45's!" T-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 You have more cowboy guns than modern guns! Like by 10X!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Your family calls you by your alias. When you think of yourself by your alias! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Folks at w*rk call you by your alias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Trapper Tom Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 When you coworkers catch you playing air cowboy. (It was the day before the shoot, gimme a break LOL). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil dogooder Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 When you coworkers catch you playing air cowboy. (It was the day before the shoot, gimme a break LOL). Got some weird looks before gunsmoke this year at work. Something about working on transitions and air shooting. How about when you drive to a shoot in a car worth five hundred bucks carrying three grand worth of guns. Heck this year at state i had more in ammo than my car was worth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Got some weird looks before gunsmoke this year at work. Something about working on transitions and air shooting. How about when you drive to a shoot in a car worth five hundred bucks carrying three grand worth of guns. Heck this year at state i had more in ammo than my car was worth looks like you have you prioritys straight GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Most folks call you by your alias and you refer to your wife as Mrs. ------ (alias). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Most folks call you by your alias and you refer to your wife as Mrs. ------ (alias). Yul, most folks call my wife 'Sharon' and refer to me as 'Mr. Sharon'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Jack Hammer Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 When you buy your 4 month old grandson a lever action for Christmas and promise to "store" for a few years until he's ready for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 You critique the shooting style or authenticity of weapons in cowboy movies. When you go to a pistol range, you're confused over whether you're hitting the targets because you aren't hearing a "clang" after each shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 You try and "cock your Glock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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