Bo Dacious Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 My Dad always told me "If you're not in bed by midnight, come on home" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo Dacious Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I tell my kids "Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Always get your water upstream from the camp site. ....... then don't ride upstream (because you don't want to know what's up there).. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tascosa, SASS# 24838 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Yucca werent meant to be pulled out of the ground from horseback! (personal experience) and.......... Never tell a woman she looks like a quarter horse no matter how good you think quarter horses look. (Again from personal experience) Tascosa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Never trust a fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Never underestimate the danger of enthusiastic stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Good decisions come from experience. Most experience comes from bad decisions. And to quote one of my favorite fictional characters, "Know when to take yes for an answer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 It may seem great to fly with the eagles, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Alas, I'm long on opinions...and short on wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoss Carpenter, SASS Life 7843 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance? Hoss C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoss Carpenter, SASS Life 7843 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 If you feel you don't fit in, try pushing harder. Hoss C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Alas, I'm long on opinions...and short on wisdom. I have to disagree UB....I think you and Forty Rod can be two of the wisest people I've ever come across when you really wanna be....and the rest of the time yer just both wise guys!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 How come we never had homework in Sex Ed class? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Nelson Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 How come we never had homework in Sex Ed class? Would you have asked your parents for help if you did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I have to disagree UB....I think you and Forty Rod can be two of the wisest people I've ever come across when you really wanna be....and the rest of the time yer just both wise guys!! Two words, Mary: wise assed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Hey Forty!! What makes you think your posterior is so smart?? "Don't get your thumbs between the bricks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 You CAN fix stupid. However the cure is almost always fatal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 · Hidden by Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217, July 13, 2014 - Crude Hidden by Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217, July 13, 2014 - Crude Would you have asked your parents for help if you did? New, from the makers who brought you Log - the toy that is good for a girl or a boy - a new, fun game for the whole family that is sure to bring hours of entertainment - Incest! Link to comment
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Never throw someone else to the wolves. They just might come back leading the pack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly. Classic Mal right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've decided to no longer work on improving my physical condition. I now do it all with my mind. I ignore the fact that I'm falling apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Classic Mal right there Yes indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT. QUINCANNON, SASS #32999 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Carry your own water, dig your own foxhole, and if necessary, shoot your own dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Dog Jack, SASS #77862 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Buy low, sell high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I love cats...they taste just like chicken and go well with hot sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 My clients expected mediocrity, and sometimes they got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 A man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on. BURMA SHAVE ..........Widder There...I fixed it fer ya Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for ye are crunchy and taste good with ketchup..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Hey Forty!! What makes you think your posterior is so smart?? "Don't get your thumbs between the bricks!" "Cause it don't ask dumbass questions like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Ron Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Howdy, Hubba Hubba Goodyear Rubba. Best CR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 We must all hang together, else we shall all hang separately. Benjamin Franklin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Don't believe all the hype surrounding the turboencabulator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 People don't plan to fail, they fail to plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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