Major E A Sterner #12916 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouchy Greg, SASS#71981 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pulp, SASS#28319 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 If it doesn't quite fit, force it. If it breaks it was probably faulty to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Instructions: 1) Hammer to shape 2) File to fit 3) Paint to match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 "Cause it don't ask dumbass questions like that. Somebody's gotta keep you honest!! Live a long time! Spend the kids' inheritance, amaze your friends, and totally infuriate your enemies!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 One of the things my father taught me was to"Work with your head, not with your feet". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowCatcher Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 There are two theories of winning an argument with a woman - they're both wrong. One of my favorites is a quote from R.A.H. that goes: A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Nelson Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 My boss at the grocery store told me that a lazy man would work himself to death, but my dad said if you wanted to find the easiest way to do a job, assign it to a lazy man. I'm so conflicted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Absolutely forget about trying to snap a big snakes head off with a weedeater. That line'll snatch him up like they do big weeds and then it'll start flogging you with it. Yep, it was a big ole ratsnake too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Making waves is only ok if it accomplishes something. Even then, cleaning a beach with a tsunami is a clumsy way to do business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 From Yosemite Sam, "TALK LOUD! CARRY A BIGGER STICK!! AND USE IT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hoss Carpenter, SASS Life 7843 Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Never kick a horse turd, it might turn out to b e your Uncle! Hoss C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Is it power that make people corrupt, or that only corrupt people seek power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Scatterbrain Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Is it power that make people corrupt, or that only corrupt people seek power?A little bit of the former and a whole bunch of the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 IF YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION, THEN YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me it's rainin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Rehabs for quitters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHOOTIN FOX Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Never interupt a man by saying something is impossible when he is actually doing it. Confusious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 if it don't fit , get a BIGGER hammer CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoss Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 never ever, no matter what your older brther tells you, pee on an electric fence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Never trust a naked bus driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coho Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Nothing is impossible or unpleasant for those who do not have to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrswanson1 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Never stand when you can sit. Never walk when you can ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Never question a decision made on the field, from an armchair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. -- Groucho Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Money Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 If it was easy, anybody could do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 My Grandmother told us kids that there was only one secret to happiness..... Mind over Matter If you don't mind then it don't matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 Ya gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Ya gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die....I may be in trouble... I have probably have eaten at least two so far. Wanted my alias to be Dirt Magnet but the wife shot that one down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 · Hidden by Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217, July 17, 2014 - crude Hidden by Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217, July 17, 2014 - crude Confucius say: girl with dress up run faster than boy with pants down Link to comment
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 · Hidden by Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217, July 17, 2014 - crude Hidden by Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217, July 17, 2014 - crude Confucius say: girl with dress up run faster than boy with pants down Only if she wants to do so, Caliope. Link to comment
Hurricane Deck 100366 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Deck 100366 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 If you can't be a good example, be a terrible warning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 "When you're in a foxhole, under fire it don't matter what color you are." Told to me by my dad a Korean War vet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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