Filthy Harry, SASS #24924 Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 California doesn't deserve Bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 They can take my bacon when they pry it from my hot, greasy frying pan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: They can take my bacon when they pry it from my hot, greasy frying pan. How on God's green Earth do you manage to make bacon stick to the skilket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 8 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: How on God's green Earth do you manage to make bacon stick to the skilket? He lives in Flori-duh- where everything is sticky this time of year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 It's an art, Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Lumpy Gritz Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 15 hours ago, Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 said: These are the kinds of things that make ME want disaooear from California....... PLZ, look hard at Springfield, MO. Lots of local ranches that you can by beef and pork from directly. Cost of living is 1/2 of Californiastan. Bought gas today for $2.83 @ gal. Several great SASS clubs here. 2 of the greatest hospitals in the country are here in Springfield. OLG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: How on God's green Earth do you manage to make bacon stick to the skilket? I haven't, but it isn't for the lack of trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 8 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Well there's always turkey bacon for you Californians! It being CA, they will only be allowed "meatless bacon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shapiro Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: How on God's green Earth do you manage to make bacon stick to the skilket? Clamps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 There's always Morningstar farms veggie bacon strips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: There's always Morningstar farms veggie bacon strips Looks familiar. JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: There's always Morningstar farms veggie bacon strips How many vegetables were tortured to make theses abominable things? Have you no heart? Think of the roots that have been torn from the earth without mercy. CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 7 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: There's always Morningstar farms veggie bacon strips .................................................. that's just .......... WRONG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Makes one wonder just how much the citizens of California will endure, before they do something about it at the polls. I suppose time will tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 I think the Socialist Central Committee meet 24/7 to think up ways to make living as oppressed as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 On 8/1/2021 at 8:14 PM, Rye Miles #13621 said: There's always Morningstar farms veggie bacon strips I actually tried this once a long time ago! Never again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: Makes one wonder just how much the citizens of California will endure, before they do something about it at the polls. September will be the real indicator. Emperor Nuisance is pulling out all the stops to change the rules of the recall election. Democrats are rallying around this fool.... if he gets recalled, his chances of running for President in 2024 drop to zilch. Sad to say, but Hell will become exothermic before the voters in CA ever wake up. The Zero Liability Voters are more than willing to vote themselves out of all pork products, and willing to vote for any gov't hand-out offered to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 On 8/1/2021 at 11:23 PM, Capt. James H. Callahan said: Looks familiar. JHC When I had a dog, I tried a bite of a beggin strip. I can assure you all that it DOESN'T taste like bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 2 hours ago, bgavin said: September will be the real indicator. Emperor Nuisance is pulling out all the stops to change the rules of the recall election. Democrats are rallying around this fool.... if he gets recalled, his chances of running for President in 2024 drop to zilch. Sad to say, but Hell will become exothermic before the voters in CA ever wake up. The Zero Liability Voters are more than willing to vote themselves out of all pork products, and willing to vote for any gov't hand-out offered to them. We, that do not live there, are sure pulling for you Pards, and praying things will turn around, and folks will finally decide they have had enough. We do not see, or have to endure, what you Pards are going through, so all we have to go on is the media, and hearsay. We do care about our California Pards. Ya'll are the best, and have my utmost respect, because ya'll are enduring, despite what is going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Shooter Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Let’s pretend for a minute that this bacon embargo goes through and California goes on a pork free diet. Now think about how drugs are smuggled and how prison inmates hide things they don’t want the guards to find. Would “black market” bacon be a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Tequila Shooter said: Let’s pretend for a minute that this bacon embargo goes through and California goes on a pork free diet. Now think about how drugs are smuggled and how prison inmates hide things they don’t want the guards to find. Would “black market” bacon be a thing? It wouldn't be 'black market'. It would be openly on the menu at places such as the 'French Laundry', capitol dining room, governor's mansion, etc., etc., etc. 'Rules for thee, not for me,' say the elites. But keep electing them. It'll be different THIS time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 34 minutes ago, Tequila Shooter said: Let’s pretend for a minute that this bacon embargo goes through and California goes on a pork free diet. Now think about how drugs are smuggled and how prison inmates hide things they don’t want the guards to find. Would “black market” bacon be a thing? It'd be the 1st time in recorded history that someone said, "Hey, this bacon tastes like s**t". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 There will be a brisk business in bacon through Reno and FedEx. Nearly 4 years ago, the voters passed a huge bond bill for increasing water storage. No action has been taken, the funds are sitting idle. The voters also passed the anti-bacon legislation as part of some health and safety baloney... and CA is enforcing this. It is obvious... CA cares more about larger pig pens than running out of water and electricity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 On 8/1/2021 at 5:14 PM, Rye Miles #13621 said: There's always Morningstar farms veggie bacon strips If you don't expect it to taste like bacon this stuff isn't bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 8 hours ago, Waxahachie Kid #17017 L said: We, that do not live there, are sure pulling for you Pards, and praying things will turn around, and folks will finally decide they have had enough. We do not see, or have to endure, what you Pards are going through, so all we have to go on is the media, and hearsay. We do care about our California Pards. Ya'll are the best, and have my utmost respect, because ya'll are enduring, despite what is going on. California politics has always been a bit odd. It used to be a fairly solidly Republican state in presidential elections. Since 1959 the Legislature, except for one session in which the GOP held slim margins in both its houses, Democrats have had solid control of it. But until about 20 years ago the governorship was more or less evenly split. But was , until the early 1990s I think, still voting for Republicans for president. My time-line might be a bit off. What turned it was a large influx of people from liberal eastern cities. Then, to cement it, influx of low income people looking for a better deal coming here for the benefits and finding that they can vote themselves almost endless bread and circuses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 What will their congressmen do if they can’t bring home the pork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Creek,5759 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 Sounds like a Refer Truck at the Back of Truck Stops can make some money. Black Market Bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Gator SASS #29736 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 I still have the pig pen set up from when our daughters raised them in 4-H. Might be time to get started again. We've got 2 milk goats and my wife has been making cheese and I've been making yogurt. Butcher meat chickens a couple times a year. Have layers and pretty good garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Smokin Gator SASS #29736 said: I still have the pig pen set up from when our daughters raised them in 4-H. Might be time to get started again. We've got 2 milk goats and my wife has been making cheese and I've been making yogurt. Butcher meat chickens a couple times a year. Have layers and pretty good garden. Don’t pigs produce methane? Can you do that in California? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Gator SASS #29736 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Don’t pigs produce methane? Can you do that in California? I'm not sure how much they produce compared to cattle, or me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 On 8/3/2021 at 9:06 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: If you don't expect it to taste like bacon this stuff isn't bad. These are actually really tasty!! They use fennel seed to give it a "sausage" flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 They will just import it in from CHINA. GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 14 minutes ago, Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L said: They will just import it in from CHINA. GG ~ Would you trust “pork” from China? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted August 6, 2021 Share Posted August 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L said: They will just import it in from CHINA. GG ~ Smithfields, the largest pork packager in America, is owned by the WH Group in China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 On 8/6/2021 at 8:33 AM, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Would you trust “pork” from China? My post didn't address trust issues GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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