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... J Bar Binks is now officially Three Foot Johnson. :)

 

18" + 18" + me = Three Foot Johnson. :lol:

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Very, very nice!  It's kind of a satisfying feeling when you finally settle on the alias you were supposed to have!

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At first glance, an odd name for a trophy class specimen such as meself... :lol:

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How about we just call you Big Johnson?

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33 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said:

At first glance, an odd name for a trophy class example such as meself... :lol:

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1.  I thought anything as big as you was extinct.

 

2. Do those guns come with wheels, caissons, and a trained crew?

 

3. Would you sell them to me for a hunnert bucks?

 

4. Did Rick Buchanan make those holsters, (I'm waiting for a pair and a belt from him any old day now.).......and

 

5. How many cows were sacrificed to make them?

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15 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

1.  I thought anything as big as you was extinct.

 

2. Do those guns come with wheels, caissons, and a trained crew?

 

3. Would you sell them to me for a hunnert bucks?

 

4. Did Rick Buchanan make those holsters, (I'm waiting for a pair and a belt from him any old day now.).......and

 

5. How many cows were sacrificed to make them?

I've had six of these - 3 .45's and 3 .357's. They also made them in .44-40, but I've never seen one. The .357's were HEAVY, so I sold 'em and kept the .45's. I did the leather myself, but the holsters are too lightweight. They're only about 8 oz leather (It was all I had that much of, and I still had to splice one!), and I really need to make some from extra heavy quarter inch/16 oz stuff. (One ounce = 1/64") I cut the buckle out of a piece of flat steel, bowed it slightly, welded a nail across the middle for the bar, and shaped another nail for the prong.

 

Dang... I need to make a new belt too... or stitch a new nameplate onto it...

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Do you get much bluing damage from knocking over the targets? :D

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They're tied off just above the knee, so I can sit down. So of course when I'm sitting, there are several inches of holster sticking out in front of my knees, so I gotta be careful about tripping people. :lol:

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4 minutes ago, Zeb Gray, #36839 said:

Do you shoot Gunfighter?

Is there any other way? :)

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Heck, ya don't even have to pull the trigger to knock down any knock down's. Just reach your arm out and down they go.:lol:

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@Three Foot Johnson or 3' Johnson:

 

     Congratulations on the new Alias.

     I'd like to see a video of how you pull those beauties out of their holsters without hitting yourself in the head! :o:lol:

 

     Does this mean your old Alias is now available for someone to follow in your footsteps? :blink:

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          For those who may not recall who this was:  1363815300_JBarBinksOldAvatar.png.5ad2128637d3beb264aca9ad0bbf2618.png  <_<

 

 

 

 

     

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J Bar Binks never did show up in the alias lookup - I checked several times. That list is far from complete.

 

Ya know, when measured from the breech face, its farther to the muzzles on the pistols than on a Marlin 1894c. :lol:

 

I have the matching carbine too. :)

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There are a club or two around here where he would have to take a step back or the barrel would be sticking a couple inches beyond the targets.

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1 hour ago, Three Foot Johnson said:

They're tied off just above the knee, so I can sit down. So of course when I'm sitting, there are several inches of Johnson sticking out in front of my knees, so I gotta be careful about tripping people. :lol:

 

Yeah, that's what I do with mine too. :blush:

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The Patriot

 

Lord General Cornwallis:
You dream, General. :lol:

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3 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said:

At first glance, an odd name for a trophy class specimen such as meself... :lol:

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I'm certain this picture qualifies as the second known photograph of Bigfoot. (I'm not talking Wallace, of TX Ranger fame). Seems to be a friendly critter, too.

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My brother in law on the end, blue shirt is a first cousin, and my sister on the other end. Sometimes I wonder about my parentage... :lol::blink::ph34r:
Maybe just some recessive Viking gene that finally decided to come out. :mellow:

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Anybody ever listen to Mojo Nixon on Outlaw Radio? He’s got a song about this.

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1 hour ago, Yul Lose said:

Anybody ever listen to Mojo Nixon on Outlaw Radio? He’s got a song about this.

He has a song about a three foot Johnson?

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1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said:
1 hour ago, Marshal Hangtree said:

He has a song about a three foot Johnson?

I think that’s what he’s singing about.

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Shot with a guy in Idaho that carries 16 inch barreled Remington C&B.  What a hoot.

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8 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said:

Is there any other way? :)

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Just a suggestion, but you need to change your stance a bit, one foot in front of the other so's you won't fall on your face

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13 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said:

Maybe just some recessive Viking gene that finally decided to come out.

I got one of them recessive Viking Genes, too.

Break out the mead and ale.

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19 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said:

... J Bar Binks is now officially Three Foot Johnson. :)

 

18" + 18" + me = Three Foot Johnson. :lol:

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Those are cool! What caliber?

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25 minutes ago, Three Foot Johnson said:

.45 Colt

The recoil helps hold them up!

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On ‎7‎/‎30‎/‎2019 at 7:48 AM, Three Foot Johnson said:

.45 Colt

Don't you mean .45 long colt. :lol:

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