Shotgun Willie Nelson

anything black except Starbucks. If I'm gonna pay $7.99 for a cup of coffee, then I'll make it a white chocolate latte.

does a mescaline cactus count?

Doggie yoga?

Eerie! Similarly, right before July 4th weekend, I came home to the Hill Country after working in Houston all week. About an hour before I got home, my son "Killed" one by stabbing it a few times in the head with a frog gig.Upon my arrival he told me to out towards our burn pile and see the one that he killed. I walked out and told him I didn't see anything. He came out and said, "He was right here." I reminded him, "You have to cut off their heads" Evidently that don't work always, either...

I found that if you put it out on the street with a sign that says :"DO NOT TAKE" it goes much quicker.

I have a buddy who might be slightly ticked in the head. He's a firm believer that the Nephilum (The giants from Genesis) are going to come back and the only thing that will stop them is his Barrett.

Around here, we get a lot of "jeetyet"

I used a pocket knife on some walkingsticks I made...Of course they were made of cedar, not persimmon...

More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory.

Yeah, when people come over, I always tell them not to pet my GP. They usually recoil in fear and ask, "Why, does he bite?" I respond, "No, but if you pet him, he'll never leave you alone.

Yeah, but at that altitude the fall would not have killed him... It would have been that violent, sudden stop at the end that would have done him in...

Sam, my 125 pound Great Pyrenees, using a small dog as dental floss.

I had one and a friend talked me out of it. I needed the money at the time so I let I go. One of those things I regret practically every day. The safety thing didn't bother me none-atal. Now, I'm thinkin about getting a Ruger 57, at half the price of an FN.

Nice! ...not lunch but an afternoon snack at my place...

maybe not historically accurate, but...