Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Apparently, TW is a wanted fugitive down in Alabama. TW had to make a business trip down in Alabama a couple weeks back and got busted. He was charged with improper lighting of his vehicle and some 'questionable' substances inside his vehicle. Seems the Alabama HP got him for 'High Primers'. There will be LEO's at the SE Regional to ensure they keep the upper hand on TW. TW told me he hopes there will be no 'high primers' during the match. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Some folks just don't understand the importance of proper lighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 I have information that our good friend TW is under investigation for Hybotchery. While I haven't reviewed the evidence or seen the video, I find this accusation plausible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Hybotchery The felonous act of slapping a low flying goose in the ass with a wet towl When the Canadian Geese take off to fly south for the winter you get your towl ready and strike immediately upon take-off and you slap as many as you can before they get out of reach. This is an illeagle act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Don't know the Gent, but a catch all charge in the early '60's was Mopery with the Intent to Gawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Now you know that what happens in Alabama stays in Alabama. Besides, those high primers probably have a medical card. High primers are very sensitive. They don’t like to be pricked with pins or prodded and if you try to do that they just freeze everything up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 What's ill Eagles got's to do with it ? Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 About da only place TN is wanted... Jabez Cowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 He allowed his primers to get high? in Alabama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Graybeard Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 I didn't know that Tennesee Williams was really wanted ANYWHERE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chantry Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Alabama can keep him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Scoundrels. The whole lot of you! I'll have you know those primers didn't inhale and I did not have relations with those primers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Chantry said: Alabama can keep him Won't happen. They'll feed him once, see how expensive a proposition it is, and drop him off at the border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 13 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: Hybotchery The felonous act of slapping a low flying goose in the ass with a wet towl When the Canadian Geese take off to fly south for the winter you get your towl ready and strike immediately upon take-off and you slap as many as you can before they get out of reach. This is an illeagle act. Illeagle... Is that an illegitimate beagle pup? 3 hours ago, Old Man Graybeard said: I didn't know that Tennesee Williams was really wanted ANYWHERE Oh, he certainly is! Just not twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Old Man Graybeard said: I didn't know that Tennesee Williams was really wanted ANYWHERE I'm sure the Dairy Queen in Murfreesboro wants him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 17 minutes ago, Tyrel Cody said: I'm sure the Dairy Queen in Murfreesboro wants him... Gotta make payroll, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee williams Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 I guess everyone spends some time in the barrel, but Widders the one yall need to be making fun of. He's embarrassing I tell you. Just last week I took him out to eat at a nice restaurant in Knoxville. I looked across the table at him and HE WAS SCRATCHING HIS BACK WITH A FORK! it embarrassed me so bad I dropped a whole handful of mashed taters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Tennessee williams said: I guess everyone spends some time in the barrel, but Widders the one yall need to be making fun of. He's embarrassing I tell you. Just last week I took him out to eat at a nice restaurant in Knoxville. I looked across the table at him and HE WAS SCRATCHING HIS BACK WITH A FORK! it embarrassed me so bad I dropped a whole handful of mashed taters. Was he using the fork end or the handle end to scratch his back? The fork end might work better but folks consider it unsanitary. Gotta take into consideration the feelings of the other diners whist in public, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrel Cody Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: I guess everyone spends some time in the barrel, but Widders the one yall need to be making fun of. He's embarrassing I tell you. Just last week I took him out to eat at a nice restaurant in Knoxville. I looked across the table at him and HE WAS SCRATCHING HIS BACK WITH A FORK! it embarrassed me so bad I dropped a whole handful of mashed taters. Wait… That extry fork they give ya ain’t a back scratcher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 4 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Was he using the fork end or the handle end to scratch his back? The fork end might work better but folks consider it unsanitary. Gotta take into consideration the feelings of the other diners whist in public, after all. After he scratched his back, he told the server it fell on the floor and asked for another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 18 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: After he scratched his back, he told the server it fell on the floor and asked for another. Yeah, right. Like scratching his own back would bother him. It would bother the rest of us, but not Widder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 3 hours ago, Tyrel Cody said: Wait… That extry fork they give ya ain’t a back scratcher? nope , that extry fork , be for getting the last chunk of yardbird , off the platter , it be uncivilized to use the fork ya have been eatin' with CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 19 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: nope , that extry fork , be for getting the last chunk of yardbird , off the platter , it be uncivilized to use the fork ya have been eatin' with CB Civilized and TW must never be used in the same thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 20 minutes ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: nope , that extry fork , be for getting the last chunk of yardbird , off the platter , it be uncivilized to use the fork ya have been eatin' with CB Looky looky at who's got all high toned! Puttin' on airs just cuz he knows what all them extra forks is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 just trying to give ya yahhos some table manners CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 23 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: I have information that our good friend TW is under investigation for Hybotchery. While I haven't reviewed the evidence or seen the video, I find this accusation plausible. Was it general hybotchery or explicit hybotchery? Might have to limit his exposure to sensitive competitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 9 minutes ago, Mercy Me said: Put a $100k bounty on him and i will be interested. You're way over priced. There's folks around here that would turn him in for a Happy Meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Is his picture in the post office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smuteye John SASS#24774 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 2 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: You're way over priced. There's folks around here that would turn him in for a Happy Meal. Don't even ask what a Dairy Queen coupon will get you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 HELL!! Fer a Dairy Queen coupon, he’d surrender hisowndangself!! Fer a few ‘nanner splits, he’d build new bars fer the jail!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted September 21, 2023 Author Share Posted September 21, 2023 38 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: HELL!! Fer a Dairy Queen coupon, he surrender hisowndangself!! Fer a few ‘nanner splits, he’d build new bars fer the jail!! A couple years back (another true story), ole TW was going thru one of them 'initiation' type rituals to join up in an All Male club. You know, it was one of them clubs that meets once a month at a local lodge, all the guys come and they invite some of them 'special dancers' that wear scantly outfits. Anyhow, during the initiation, they tied TW's hands behind his back and somebody put a Nanner Split on top of his head. Ole TW nearly slapped his brains out with his tongue trying to get that Nanner Split. He did manage to get a nose bleed from his tongue smacking his nose and ever since, that strawberry juice on a Nanner Split reminds ole TW of his initiation into that club. Y'all better be nice to TW, or he'll black ball you from joining 'The Club'. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Tennessee you’re welcome in Ohio anytime you want. Warning though us Ohio boys are a rowdy bunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perro Del Diablo Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 21 hours ago, Tennessee williams said: I guess everyone spends some time in the barrel, but Widders the one yall need to be making fun of. He's embarrassing I tell you. Just last week I took him out to eat at a nice restaurant in Knoxville. I looked across the table at him and HE WAS SCRATCHING HIS BACK WITH A FORK! it embarrassed me so bad I dropped a whole handful of mashed taters. So when did McDonald's become fancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 18 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said: Looky looky at who's got all high toned! Puttin' on airs just cuz he knows what all them extra forks is for. when ya in a hurry ya can eat with both hands. TM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 19 hours ago, Badlands Bob #61228 said: You're way over priced. There's folks around here that would turn him in for a Happy Meal Dilly Bar. Fixed it for you.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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