Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Has anyone been getting emails about “Squirting” I’m serious!!! They're going in my spam mailbox and I’m afraid to click on them to find out what the heck it is! Weird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I would just delete your spam folder contents and move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 It’s likely porn spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: It’s likely porn spam. That’s what I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Maybe it means they are shaking the bottle before opening it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 It's porn, or links to it at least. Probably comes with free spyware and other viruses just for visiting. Way back in my early computer days, I learned that if you put a floppy disk into your computer, you were also inserting every floppy that had ever been in any computer connected to the disk in your hand; all of them. Today, you just need to go to the wrong website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I've just gotten over 2 days of food poisoning, it was the sickest I've ever felt and there was a lot of squirting involved. Always make sure your chicken is cooked all the way through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Probably trying to sell you some squirt guns to practice with during the ammo shortage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, sassnetguy50 said: Probably trying to sell you some squirt guns to practice with during the ammo shortage. Yuh, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I would just delete your spam folder contents and move on. THIS X 100000000000000000000000000000000000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 How do you guys know it's porn? Hmmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 I don't even own a pornograph! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, Trailrider #896 said: I don't even own a pornograph! As you recall Joe Biden still has one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Dantankerous said: How do you guys know it's porn? Hmmmmm? I know getting hit by a train is hard on ya... but I didn't have to experience it, to know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 There's porn on the Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Dantankerous said: How do you guys know it's porn? Hmmmmm? ‘Cause I was t born yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 The heading says Squirting like coconut water, turmeric and Coronavirus....... Thats as much as I get without clicking on it, do I don’t think it’s porn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 11 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: I've just gotten over 2 days of food poisoning, it was the sickest I've ever felt and there was a lot of squirting involved. Always make sure your chicken is cooked all the way through Thy counsel is wise, O suffering one: other details omitted out of a general sense of brevity. And politeness. EDIT TO ADD: Rye, I've been getting spam myself, these are "Order Confirmation" from otherwise reputable brands with very believable logos, including a color coordinated button that cheerfully instructs me to "Click Here!" Ummm ... delete, delete, delete! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 9 hours ago, Trailrider #896 said: I don't even own a pornograph! Me neither. I don't think anyone still makes needles for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 said: Thy counsel is wise, O suffering one: other details omitted out of a general sense of brevity. And politeness. EDIT TO ADD: Rye, I've been getting spam myself, these are "Order Confirmation" from otherwise reputable brands with very believable logos, including a color coordinated button that cheerfully instructs me to "Click Here!" Ummm ... delete, delete, delete! Oh yes, I've won countless gift cards from CVS, Walgreens, WalMart and Amazon!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 42 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I don't think anyone still makes needles for them. San Francisco and Seattle give them away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 13 hours ago, Three Foot Johnson said: There's porn on the Internet? Just a rumor, I think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Foot Johnson Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 19 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Just a rumor, I think? Is it hard to find? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Me neither. I don't think anyone still makes needles for them. Yes they do. I bought a new phonograph about 6 months ago. Only way to play my very large collection of LP's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 20 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Has anyone been getting emails about “Squirting” I’m serious!!! They're going in my spam mailbox and I’m afraid to click on them to find out what the heck it is! Weird! HMMM................sounds kinky..................tell me more, more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 said: Yes they do. I bought a new phonograph about 6 months ago. Only way to play my very large collection of LP's Did you read this message carefully? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Did you read this message carefully? Why oh why oh why do I ever try to read anything without my glasses!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 I can sympathize. I also can't hear without my marvelous hearing aids. Ain't getting old a four-square, star-studded, diamond encrusted bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amigo Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Maybe they are emails about cue ball deflection in billiards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 I use Bit Defender and I have the SPAM filter set to max to segregate and help weed out the stuff that keeps coming in. It works well and allows me to review titles/headings/source to ensure it's not from something I want to look at, but all the Bit coin offers etc etc get binned in the SPAM folder for ease of deletion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted September 24, 2021 Author Share Posted September 24, 2021 All these squirting emails do go to spam but I’m curious as to what the heck it is and no I’m not curious enough to open them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Lots of people dancing around this one...All I remember is you caused it, it's your side.... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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