Misty Moonshine Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Hi Everyone! We are proud to have a new addition here at SASS Headquarters! Amelia Martinez (that's her "real" name) joined us a few weeks ago, and is proving to have quite a difficult time choosing an alias. So, we are launching a contest amongst our members via the SASS Wire Forum, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter to name the New Girl! You can find the post and a photo of Amelia here: https://www.facebook.com/sassnet The rules: Submit your alias suggestion for Amelia by either posting on this thread, or any of the social media posts by next Monday, September 30. What do you win: Well, besides getting to name the new girl!?? If Amelia chooses YOUR alias suggestion, you will WIN a customized prize package from SASS! What's a customized prize package, you ask? Well, that's my way of saying I'm not sure what we'll give the winner yet. If the winner is an annual member, the prize might be a year's membership... if the winner is a life member, maybe the prize is some customized life member goodies? We'll customize the package to the winner to make sure its a great prize! Ready.....Set.....Go! ~Misty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Possum Skinner, SASS#60697 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Countessa Martine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusta B. Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Anne Clean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Ame High (pronouced as 'aim', but short for Amelia) GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Obviously I like brands for names... How about "AQT" !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Amelia Zapata Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Heartbreak Honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 So what are you calling her now? The Cowgirl to be Named Later What about... The Cowgirl Without a Name Seriously, though ... River Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spittoon O Tool SASS #62053 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Butter Bean Sugar Beet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Magill Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Bea Western, of course! Lil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheatin' Chamberlin Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Lady Vaquero!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amarillo Rattler Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Senorita Shoot 'em All Palo Duro Darlin' Buena Linda Amarillo Rattler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Butter Bean Used to be a "professional" boxer by that name. Not sure it's a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Frank Norfleet Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Hellon Wiels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Well, we've already got Misty Moonshine, how 'bout Crystal Sunshine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amos Dumas, SASS #8447 L Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 "Hart Braker" or "Heart Breaker" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spittoon O Tool SASS #62053 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Well, we've already got Misty Moonshine, how 'bout Crystal Sunshine? Sure shoot Butter Bean down and give her a new designer drug handle: Crystal Sunshine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Stephen D Hill, SASS #56151 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 "Green Chili Sweetheart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Here are a few ..... maybe more later: Cat Brules “Sassy Amelita” or……..”Sassilita Amelita” “Paulita Maxwell” was Billy the Kid’s girlfriend just down the road from y’all in Fort Sumner. Legend has it that her brother married her off quickly after Billy’s death and that she had his son. The boy resembled Billy and there’s TV program that occasionally gets aired that shows Paulita’s son and a photo of Billy and notes the unmistakable resemblance. “Lola Montez” was a well-known California historical figure and a Madam from Grass Valley. “Felina Caliente” a tribute to Marty Robbins’ heroine from his song, El Paso and a good name for a SASS cutie. “Doña Ana” was an historical figure and namesake for Doña Ana County, New Mexico. “Deadshot Jane” has a ring to it, but maybe too plain-jane for Amelia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles B. Gatewood SASS #48517 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Miss Amelia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deacon Henry, SASS #53503L Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Solana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeBagodonuts Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Sassy Seniorita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I got it! Smiley Brunette. Play on Smiley Bernette. I win. You can't top that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outrider, SASS #72622 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Now look, we just cant "guess" a good name. Tell us a little about her: likes, dislikes, proudest time, favorite activities, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward R S Canby, SASS#59971 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Amelia resembles the character Helen Sanchez in the Clint Eastwood film "Joe Kidd." Helen Sanchez was the girl friend of Louis Chama, one of the main characters in the film. Amelia could dress as Helen Sanchez in the movie. She wore a good costume with a distinctive hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Red Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Since she is so drop-dead gorgeous: La bella Amelia. (Amelia the Beautiful) or Amelia el Magnifico. (Amelia the Gorgeous) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col. Nathan C. Riddles, SASS # 7462 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Well as I said on Facebook "Amazing Lia" cause she's an amazingly beautiful young lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boulder Canyon Bob# 32052L Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Salsa Dancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I got it! Smiley Brunette. Play on Smiley Bernette. I win. You can't top that. I like this better, "Sonriente Morena." Morena for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 How about just "Huh"? Short, easy to remember and will provide hours of entertainment around the office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewey Cheatem, SASS #75620 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Amelia Bella nuff said DC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 I like this better, "Sonriente Morena." Morena for short. Translation please. I'm bilingual but the two languages are English and hillbilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Translation please. I'm bilingual but the two languages are English and hillbilly. Smiling Brunette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Shore is purdy. How about Tequila Sheila. Hambone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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