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I know chimpanzees can be pretty mean and also very strong I don't know about these guys though. Beware!!!

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/forty-monkeys-escape-from-alpha-genesis-research-facility-in-south-carolina/ar-AA1tGBnz

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And here I thought this thread was going to be about politicians!  (Of both parties)

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Anyone else rooting for the monkeys?

 

If they make their way to the Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia SC and hook up with some crafty penguins they could be on their way to Madagascar in no time. 
I saw this on a documentary. 
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1 hour ago, Pat Riot said:

Anyone else rooting for the monkeys?

 

If they make their way to the Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia SC and hook up with some crafty penguins they could be on their way to Madagascar in no time. 
I saw this on a documentary. 
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Micky Dolenz has given his endorsement to them!

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The movie "28 Days Later" started with something similar, lol.

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Monkey Island.

 

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Monkey colony

Historically, the island has been uninhabited due to its location and distance from the mainland. Originally, the monkey colony now located on Morgan Island was located at the Caribbean Primate Research Center in La Parguera, Puerto Rico. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), there were incidents of the free-ranging monkeys escaping, carrying viral herpes B infections, which lead to outbreaks in the local population. Puerto Rico was alarmed by this, and South Carolina stepped in to offer an uninhabited island for research. In 1979 and 1980, over 1,400 animals were relocated to Morgan Island.

The island is owned by the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources (SCDNR). The monkeys that live on the island are owned by the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), and used for public health research.

 

 

 

 

https://www.postandcourier.com/news/alpha-genesis-takes-over-management-of-south-carolinas-monkey-island/article_fb08a7d2-ce5a-11ed-bd91-8b72f090aac4.html

 

Pay wall.  But you can read enough to get the gist of it.

 

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7 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Good luck, Miles,  Don't let then catch you.

I read that they’re all around 7 lbs each so no worries! 😉 

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News this morning showed them having a ball jumping around in the trees across the road from their fenced in area. Said they were leaving a food trail back into the enclosure.

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Can you imagine going fishing and you’re sitting there enjoying the day but you have this suspicion you’re being watched. You turn and there are 43 monkeys sitting in the trees and on the ground watching you. 
You open your only granola bar and…

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:D No Worries??  SURE!!  Rye thinks he can take on 43 Monkeys all by hisself and WIN :o  Think I'd pay good money to see that :rolleyes:

 

AS long as I wasn't inna cage with 'em:blush:

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5 hours ago, Colorado Coffinmaker said:

:D No Worries??  SURE!!  Rye thinks he can take on 43 Monkeys all by hisself and WIN :o  Think I'd pay good money to see that :rolleyes:

 

AS long as I wasn't inna cage with 'em:blush:

7 lb monkeys? No problem! Just start shootin and scare the beegezus out of them! My AR would do the trick! You’d lose the bet pal!🙄🤠

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Monkey Update:

Apparently these are all young ones and very skittish.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/09/us/south-carolina-monkeys-escape-update/index.html

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1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said:

7 lb monkeys? No problem! Just start shootin and scare the beegezus out of them! My AR would do the trick! You’d lose the bet pal!🙄🤠

 

You should probably keep some bananas handy just in case they try to flank you. Keep the monkey of your back, so to say.🙉

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5 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

You should probably keep some bananas handy just in case they try to flank you. Keep the monkey of your back, so to say.🙉

Good advice!! I always have bananas but maybe I’d better stock up!! 😂

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26 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

Get ‘em a crate of bananas

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Those look a heckuva lot more that 7 lbs!!

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2 hours ago, Colorado Coffinmaker said:

 

But Rye, these monkeys are in an Urban/Suburban location.  You don't get to have a gun.  Just you and da monkeys.  NO weapons.

Are you crazy?? I wouldn’t go up against them unarmed!😜

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