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Jameson's, corned beef brisket, and The Quiet Man for dessert.

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Bad Irish jokes, and drunks puking up green beer.

 

I can hardly wait.

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39 minutes ago, J-BAR #18287 said:

Jameson's, corned beef brisket, and The Quiet Man for dessert.

I would substitute Reuben sandwiches, but like the desert idea!

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Great, now I gotta go shoot a corned beef, Publix didn't like it too well last time.

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It'll be Corned beef and Cabbage, Tea and Irish Tea Cake for dessert for Red Storm, Clangity Jane and Rooster Corrigan to help celebrate with Big Red and I

Bushmills Black Bush Irish Whiskey and Guinness dark stout to help celebrate our Irish heritage and lubricate things.

(I have spare bedrooms)

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16 hours ago, Alpo said:

Bad Irish jokes, and drunks puking up green beer.

 

I can hardly wait.

You live in Panama City.

 

Wild parties and a guy puking up beer are a daily occurrence most of the year.  The jokes and the green food coloring is the only thing different.

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The most fun I ever had on St. Patty’s Day was in Chicago. What a great time!  That city knows how to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. 

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I was a bartender in a steak house while I was going to college. On St. Patrick's day, I brought in some green food coloring and made green beer. One of the waitresses (an older gal) had never heard of green beer on St Patrick's day and did not want to serve it to her customers. I convinced her that it was a tradition elsewhere and she grudgingly served the green beer. It was such a hit with her patrons, that they kept ordering more beer so she made out like a bandit on tips.:D

 

I also ran out of green food coloring that night!

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21 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

Get ready!

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Why is it that I first thought of @Frederick Jackson Turnerwhen I saw this?

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4 hours ago, Smuteye John SASS#24774 said:

You live in Panama City.

 

Wild parties and a guy puking up beer are a daily occurrence most of the year.  The jokes and the green food coloring is the only thing different.

No no. I live in Panama City - yes. Wild party than a guy puking up beer are daily occurrences most of the year on Panama City Beach. I don't go across the bridge. ;)

 

Apparently otto has been in to the beer.

 

"Wild parties and a guy" is what I said, but not what he wrote.

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The Irish are the most romantic people on Earth...

Who else stands in line to kiss a rock?

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15 hours ago, DeaconKC said:

The Irish are the most romantic people on Earth...

Who else stands in line to kiss a rock?

My understanding is that it is not the Irish who kiss the rock. It is the foreign tourists.

 

And the local Irish pee on the rock.

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On 3/3/2023 at 8:33 AM, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said:

I was a bartender in a steak house while I was going to college. On St. Patrick's day, I brought in some green food coloring and made green beer. One of the waitresses (an older gal) had never heard of green beer on St Patrick's day and did not want to serve it to her customers. I convinced her that it was a tradition elsewhere and she grudgingly served the green beer. It was such a hit with her patrons, that they kept ordering more beer so she made out like a bandit on tips.:D

 

I also ran out of green food coloring that night!


In college a friend came to my house and I served him a green beer. He was so excited and amazed.  I told him it was a limited run just for SPD. Ended up calling a mutual friend who worked at a grocery store and told him to set a case aside for our fiend Burt. We had a lot of fun in college. 
 

Seamus 

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Ain’t all bad; it’s also my birthday!  Makes things easy to remember, especially after a few pints o’ the black stuff. 

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two. 

One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room starts spinning.

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14 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two. 

One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room starts spinning.

What do you do if the room is spinning anticlockwise?

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8 hours ago, Alpo said:

What do you do if the room is spinning anticlockwise?

 

Good question. I guess both of them would have to drink until it's lights out.

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3 hours ago, John Barleycorn, SASS #76982 said:

I like to wear the orange on that day.

Not EVEN funny.

p.s. ain't you dead?

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