Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 17, 2023 Author Posted March 17, 2023 As the whiskey whispers to my Scharf ancestors:
DeaconKC Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 Two Irishmen are stuck in a lifeboat. With nothing to do, they search the boat and Mickey finds a rusty, beat up old lamp under one of the seats. With nothing to lose, he rubs the lamp and a tiny puff of smoke appears as wrinkled old Genie slowly crawls out of the lamp. He looks the boys over, and says "Boys, I'm old and tired, and I've only got one wish left, so make it good." Mickey pipes up and says "I want you to turn the whole ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie disappears and they are floating on an ocean of beer. Shamus looks around, reaches over and slaps the snot out of Mickey! "Now what did you go and do that for?" he cries. "You silly fool! Now we have to pee in the boat!"
Alpo Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Could someone tell me what that's a picture of? It's too small to make out, and when I try to enlarge it it pixilates. It's two guys standing next to the road, I think, but I can't tell what they're doing.
Alpo Posted March 17, 2023 Posted March 17, 2023 Okay - the guy without a shirt is ironing something, while the other two guys are rehearsing for when they find the sheep?
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted March 18, 2023 Author Posted March 18, 2023 IT'S OVER ! Recovery may take some time.
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