Rye Miles #13621 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 If you hear these slogans in a radio or tv ad or in print beware!! Feel free to add your own! Once in a lifetime deal Save over 80 % You can't go wrong with this purchase Unbelievable savings It'll pay for itself in a year Sale of the century One time only buy now! Limited time only Lifetime Guarantee Money back guarantee Never before prices like this Blowout sale 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 . . . but wait, there's more . . . 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted June 15 Author Share Posted June 15 3 minutes ago, Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L said: . . . but wait, there's more . . . If you call now!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 New and Improved 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Just pay shipping and handling. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 If you call in the next ten minutes…. CLEARANCE, EVERYTHING MUST GO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 26 minutes ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: It'll pay for itself in a year That one depends. Got a FoodSaver vacuum sealer a few years back. It really did pay for itself in money saved. See a good special on meat, say pork loin for 99 cents a pound or tri-tip at a buck and a quarter. Buy a bunch, trim it up, portion it out, season with salt and pepper, vac pack and freeze. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlands Bob #61228 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 I trust this sleazy mortgage company that preys on old folks and YOU can too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 (edited) 9 out of 10 doctors agreeI'm not a doctor, but... Edited June 15 by Father Kit Cool Gun Garth OTTO correction 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Local company that specialized in lawn mowers, power equipment and outdoor furniture used to have the owner on local television. His trade mark pitch was, "and we're gonna trade with you, on easy terms". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waxahachie Kid #17017 L Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 A perpetual "save now...going out of business sale". Some businesses have been "going out of business" for years. Or: Collector's item. Today and today only. The "experts" agree. Rare item. Priced below retail. Limited edition. 1% mark-up. Wholesale. And, as the old song says: "They tell you to give a donation to the Lord, but they give you their address". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted June 15 Author Share Posted June 15 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: If you call in the next ten minutes…. CLEARANCE, EVERYTHING MUST GO GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE Going out for MORE business sale! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 Dont forget anything said by either Joe Nameth or J.J. Walker! DY-NO-MITE! If I promise never to use social security, can they block those commercials from my TV? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokin Gator SASS #29736 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 The one that galls me, especially a friend with some scheme, multi level marketing or similar, is when they say "it's a no brainer" as if you're stupid if you don't fall for it. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 .... lets not forget all those steak knives that they give away ...... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 (edited) Can't forget the youtube commercials that all use the same music and tell you all about some grate technology that was banned by the military, Government or other entity. The device is always a revolutionary breakthrough that someone is trying to suppress. Like the $5000 drone developed for the Navy Seals Edited June 15 by Sedalia Dave 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 1 minute ago, Sedalia Dave said: Can't forget the youtube commercials that all use the same music and tell you all about some grate technology that was banned by the military, Government or other entity. The device is always a revolutionary breakthrough that someone is trying to suppress ..... is it OK with the govt to mention that. ... I mean it's wanted suppressed after all ....... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 "Just call BR549" From way back... long ago. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 One owner....little old lady. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Buy One - Get One Free. Or Uncle Dan's favorite: Pull my finger! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 5 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: One owner....little old lady. Who only drove to church on Sunday. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Military Grade. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 53 minutes ago, Grumpy Old Man said: Military Grade. Add; MilSpec and Tactical 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 “NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES”/ Walmart/Amazon. This amazing offer is only available for a limited time CJ 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted June 17 Author Share Posted June 17 An oldie “Be the first on your block to get this…..” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goody, SASS #26190 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Under new Management Located on the corner, but doing business on the square 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Almost forgot this one, BEWARE of this one... Family owned and operated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 These turn me away. Woman owned business. Minority owned business. Christian owned business. Veteran owned business. To me those four slogans are saying I CAN'T MAKE IT SIMPLY ON MY ABILITY, SO I WILL TRY TO BEG PEOPLE TO BUY FROM ME BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN OR I'M BLACK OR I WAS IN THE ARMY OR I'M A CHRISTIAN. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 56 minutes ago, Alpo said: These turn me away. Woman owned business. Minority owned business. Christian owned business. Veteran owned business. To me those four slogans are saying I CAN'T MAKE IT SIMPLY ON MY ABILITY, SO I WILL TRY TO BEG PEOPLE TO BUY FROM ME BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN OR I'M BLACK OR I WAS IN THE ARMY OR I'M A CHRISTIAN. ...... haven't seen those here..... yet. ..... but I don't get about much .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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