Friday Humor - jump in and add some

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Alpo]

^^^^^^^^^^

That's something only an Airedale gets.

[Abilene Slim SASS 81783]

7 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Took me a minute!

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Dakota Brown]

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217]

On 4/3/2021 at 9:25 AM, Subdeacon Joe said:

I just saw some orange breasted birds sitting in the sun selling ice cream
 I think they were Baskin Robins! 

Hey Yul Lose, do you know anything about this? 

[Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217]

On 4/3/2021 at 12:13 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:

Huh? Since this is not the meme thread, would someone please explain?

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

3 minutes ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Huh? Since this is not the meme thread, would someone please explain?

What

Occasionally

Always

Never

[Brazos John]

On 4/3/2021 at 2:13 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:

It took me a while, because it has 2 letters.

[Subdeacon Joe]

37 minutes ago, Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 said:

Huh? Since this is not the meme thread, would someone please explain?

Count the letters.

[Dirty Dog Doug]

[Dirty Dog Doug]

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Brazos John]

39 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Y'all must be heading to Houston. It's Oak pollen. And Sweetgum pollen. And Ash Tree pollen. Welcome! Ahh-choo!!!

[Subdeacon Joe]

15 minutes ago, Brazos John said:

Y'all must be heading to Houston. It's Oak pollen. And Sweetgum pollen. And Ash Tree pollen. Welcome! Ahh-choo!!!

 

Sonoma County,  mustard, acacia, eucalyptus,  and a bunch of grasses.

[Dirty Dog Doug]

[Cactus Jack Calder]

3 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said:

Right now in The Sandhills of North Carolina there are clouds of pollen blowing through my neighborhood. The sky is hazy and everything outside is yellow. I have a Gray CR-V that is solid yellow. With a little rain it turns into a pasty mess that hardens in all the grooves and cracks of everything.  Thank goodness I’m not allergic.

 

CJ

[Michigan Slim]

1 hour ago, Cactus Jack Calder said:

Right now in The Sandhills of North Carolina there are clouds of pollen blowing through my neighborhood. The sky is hazy and everything outside is yellow. I have a Gray CR-V that is solid yellow. With a little rain it turns into a pasty mess that hardens in all the grooves and cracks of everything.  Thank goodness I’m not allergic.

 

CJ

Pines?

[Pat Riot]

[Alpo]

33 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:

Pines?

That's what I was thinking. Here in the sandhills of North Florida, it's mostly slash pine.

[Cactus Jack Calder]

43 minutes ago, Michigan Slim said:

Pines?

Mostly Long Leaf Pines, some Post Oak. I am told the pines are an inheritance from the CCC and the Great Depression. Reforestation of stripped farm land that was depleted of nutrients. The Oaks are native scrub oak that were commonly cut for fence posts, hence the name. I have enjoyed 14 years of yellow spring weather here in the Sandhills. The people are friendly and treat us relocated Yankees as wayward dim witted relatives. “Bless our hearts.” They even started a town just for us ‘Cary’ (Containment Area for Relocated Yankees). Somehow my wife and I escaped and settled in Whispering Pines, NC.

 

CJ

[Cactus Jack Calder]

1 minute ago, Cactus Jack Calder said:

 

[Calamity Kris]

I'm afraid we have the same problem here.  We don't have many pines though.  I'm wondering if it's the palms blooming.  We have LOTS of those. 

[Highwall]

Not long  ago I went into a public restroom and standing at the urinal I noticed a man down the row dressed in foreign garb. Then I said "European aren't you?"

[Sedalia Dave]

 

 

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[Pat Riot]

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[DocWard]

9 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said:

 

 

 

No, it just turns it into a much more polite "leave me alone."

[Subdeacon Joe]