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Highwall Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 I saw an advertisement for a $200 dollar cruise ship vacation. I could not believe it so called and yes it was legit. When I got to the pier I paid and entered the ship. Shortly after that I was clubbed on the head and woke up floating in the bay. I saw another guy not far from me and asked if we can get a refund, He said "well they didn't last year!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwall Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On my first parachute jump I pulled the release cord but nothing happened, I pulled the emergency cord and still nothing happened. All of a sudden this guy came up shooting past me like a rocket. In desperation I called out, "do you know anything about parachutes?" He answered no then asked if I knew anything about gas stoves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwall Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 10/17/2020 at 11:55 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I think it's the Jersey Devil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ....... there is more truth here than first meets the eye ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dog Doug Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 I want to buy one to see how they make a BP pistol California legal usally it is 10 round mag for handguns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blarney Kid Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: This was one of my favorite comic strip growing up. Hipshot was my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 33 minutes ago, The Blarney Kid said: This was one of my favorite comic strip growing up. Hipshot was my hero. Same here. I pretty much learned to read from that comic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 I tried having my mother’s phone disconnected, but the customer-service rep told me that since the account was in my dad’s name, he’d have to be the one to put in the request. The fact that he’d been dead for 40 years didn’t sway her. Then a solution hit me: “If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service, right?” “Well, yes,” she said reluctantly. “But that would ruin his credit.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted April 23, 2021 Share Posted April 23, 2021 Rueful laughter on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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