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John Kloehr Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 21 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: But the day after that is Thursday, and that is getting closer to Friday. At least this did not start with Sunday, that would add yet another day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 Pilates!! Oh HELL no, I thought you said " pie and latte". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted February 23, 2021 Share Posted February 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Yet another case of why we need a boo/hiss button on this forum. Sometimes the "haha" emoji is not quite right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 3 hours ago, John Kloehr said: Yet another case of why we need a boo/hiss button on this forum. Sometimes the "haha" emoji is not quite right. Hey, I have an idea. You can scroll. Scroll right on by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted February 24, 2021 Author Share Posted February 24, 2021 11 hours ago, bgavin said: We said “humor”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 25, 2021 Share Posted February 25, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 Basic training, and the squad is on bivouac. Several of them are from New York, and they're sitting around reminiscing about the good food you can get from a deli, and their favorite deli, and their favorite deli dishes. One of them is from back in the hills in Kentucky, and he sits listening for a while, then he speaks up. "Fellers, I know what a bagel is. My daddy got a pack of them. But what kind of dawg is a lox?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: I think I might know what that feels like. When I was a child (elementary school age), I plugged in a lamp and the plug melted black on my hand and it shocked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 On 2/23/2021 at 9:50 PM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Hey, I have an idea. You can scroll. Scroll right on by... But you need to read it before you decide whether to laugh or groan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 27 minutes ago, DocWard said: But you need to read it before you decide whether to laugh or groan! .............. and you can not unread it afterwards ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 15 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Maybe, if we could convince ANTIFA"s and other groups it is a secret decoder ring! GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 15 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: 16 minutes ago, G W Wade said: Maybe, if we could convince ANTIFA"s and other groups it is a secret decoder ring! GW .............. but it only works on mains power ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot, SASS #13748 Posted February 27, 2021 Author Share Posted February 27, 2021 These are for Doc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: These are for Doc Well, I have to say thank you for the effort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 If it wasn't for John Denver most Australians wouldn't know what or where the Rocky Mountains are ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 If you are relying on John Denver --- Rocky Mountain High, Colorado --- you still don't know where they're at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 A Scottish Golf Story John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. They loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. ‘I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.' 'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.' The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of golf. But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend. He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?” ‘Yes, I do,' said Shawn. 'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?' 'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, and nervous about the timing, 'I have to admit that I did.' 'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?' Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?' ‘She just died and left me everything.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 I'm a bit ticked off at the moment. My kid was at the doc's office for a routine visit and the doc asked if there where any guns in the family. Yup, Dad has guns. Besides being an invasion of privacy, I don't even live in the same state! Now I keep getting phone calls from the doc asking where to get ammo! On edit: Just stole this from my lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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