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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: ........ now, that right there is an attention getter ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Highwall Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 What's worse than a fly landing on the piano? A mosquito on your organ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Eating my bacon at breakfast this morning, I noticed two wide bands of fat surrounding a lean band in the middle, and wondered if the pig suffered from insulin resistance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 12, 2021 Author Share Posted June 12, 2021 33 minutes ago, Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 said: Eating my bacon at breakfast this morning, I noticed two wide bands of fat surrounding a lean band in the middle, and wondered if the pig suffered from insulin resistance? I think it suffered from being killed then butchered, but that’s just a guess on my part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Subdeacon Joe Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Perfect meal for the submarine service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 12, 2021 Author Share Posted June 12, 2021 23 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Perfect meal for the submarine service. Holy…….Smokes! That would be something a dipstick Swabbie Mess Cook would dream up, for sure. Oh, I’m sorry, “Mess Specialist”. They probably have some fancy rating name now. Yep…I was right. The food is probably even “better”…Ahem…now. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culinary_specialist_(United_States_Navy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwall Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 My wife is so funny at times. Once she asked me who won the race. I said it was Kyle Busch. She said yeah that's what I heard. Another time I told her I put a quart of oil her car. She said why was it low? Then back in the day when I told her I bought a Highwall Browning she asked if steel wool would take out the browning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 2007936503_GARYProprtestVID-20210520-WA0010.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 I'll try this test this evening, I have 4 "6pak"s in the fridge ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 said: I'll try this test this evening, I have 4 "6pak"s in the fridge ....... Be sure to report on any potential side effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highwall Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 Two old men were walking in the park one day when a frog jumped out in front of them and said "kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess!" One old man picked up the frog and put in his coat pocket. The other senior exclaimed, "aren't you going to kiss it?" The old man said no, "at my age I can have a lot more fun with a talking frog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Rescued from page 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 Too many funny signs to copy and paste. Posted the link instead: https://twistedsifter.com/2020/10/funny-covid-pandemic-signs-compilation/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 6/24/2021 at 1:35 AM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Too many funny signs to copy and paste. Posted the link instead: https://twistedsifter.com/2020/10/funny-covid-pandemic-signs-compilation/ ...... why ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 The old parish priest was getting upset about everyone coming into confession and confessing about adultery. He finally lost it, and made an ultimatum. "The next time I hear the word adultery, I'm going to quit." Not wanting him to quit, the parishioners got together and decided to use a different term. From now oo, when they were cconfessingto adultery, they would say they had fallen. The old priest seemed acceptable with that, and things went along fine for about five more years, when he sickened and died. After the new priest had been there for a week, he went to see the mayor. "We must do something about the streets. In confession everyone keeps telling me about how they're falling." The mayor, realizing the new priest does not know of the local secret term, bursts out laughing. But then, just as he was about to explain to the priest, the priest angrily said, "I don't see what you're laughing about. Your daughter has fallen twice already this week, and your wife three times!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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