Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 My Rooster Was Attacking The Hens. We Bought Him A Vest With Bells and A Lock To Give The Hens A Warning. He Got Out Of The Vest So Fast He Won Two Awards A “No Bell Prize” and A “Pullet Surprise”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Wait a minute! Bunny rabbits don't got no bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Wait a minute! Bunny rabbits don't got no bill! Maybe a receipt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Alpo said: Wait a minute! Bunny rabbits don't got no bill! But you accept feathers ????? GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Y'all must not watch Warner Bros. This was a big goofy looking guy, and he had somehow ended up with Daffy Duck, thinking that it was a rabbit. They were parodying Lon Chaney Jr and some movie based on a Steinbeck story. and he was going to take his little bunny rabbit and call him George and hug him and pet him and stroke his little bill. Then it struck him, and I quoted, "Wait a minute! Bunny rabbits ain't got no bill!" Y'all should watch more cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 42 minutes ago, Alpo said: Y'all must not watch Warner Bros. This was a big goofy looking guy, and he had somehow ended up with Daffy Duck, thinking that it was a rabbit. They were parodying Lon Chaney Jr and some movie based on a Steinbeck story. and he was going to take his little bunny rabbit and call him George and hug him and pet him and stroke his little bill. Then it struck him, and I quoted, "Wait a minute! Bunny rabbits ain't got no bill!" Y'all should watch more cartoons. Finally found the complete cartoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Moving right along...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sedalia Dave Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 We taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ? A. Only a smidgen of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment ? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China ... * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ... * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1) Spending it at yard sales, or 2) Going to ball games, or 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or 4) Beer or 5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. ) Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day ! No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 47 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: Easy to walk the dog up to the grooming table after the bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: So I can get on the counter. Then I yell, "CANNON BALL!!" just before I jump into the tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Juan and Amal are twins. Their mom only carries a picture of one of them. Because once you have seen Juan, you've seen Amal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Newly marred couple go to Los Vegas for their honeymoon. As they are getting ready for dinner the subject of prostitution in Nevada comes up and the man agrees , just for fun, to see if it's true, to call the front desk and see if there are any "girls" available. The desk clerk says he'll send one right up. Now he has to get rid of her, so when she knocks on the door he asks " how much?" she says $600! He says too much! She asks what he's willing to pay and he tells her $100. She looks at him and says there is not a girl in all of Vegas ugly enough to work for $100, and storms off. The happy couple then head out for dinner. In the lobby they run into the call girl who looks at the wife then the husband and says " I stand corrected, I guess there is one girl here ugly enough to work that cheep". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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