Subdeacon Joe Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 ""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 The most dreaded four-word phrase imaginable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 "We need to talk" = "You need to listen...and OBEY"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I thought those dreaded 4 words were: "Sit Down..... Shut Up"! or, "Give Me Debit Card". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 When I get 6 words, its like: "Shut that hole in your face". ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 ... once again, dear friends, we fine a fine, high-velocity coffee spray makes a dandy screen cleaner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 26, 2016 Author Share Posted November 26, 2016 ... once again, dear friends, we fine a fine, high-velocity coffee spray makes a dandy screen cleaner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond S Doug Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Fine, I'll do it myself....don't be fooled nothing's fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 How about "Whatever"? To me, this one word phrase will set me free in a heartbeat. This is a fight starter or at the very least cause for me to not allow the situation to end with that silly way overused word. Luckily, this is a word my wife no longer uses...with me, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 When she calls me by my real fist name it's time to hide in my workshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I prefer it when she says with a cute little smile, "Come with me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Stud Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I always know it's serious when the word... "Mophead"... is in the mix. Like this here... "OK... Mophead... get out there and bush hog that field in front of the house". ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk...... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk...... :P Yea right, been married long enough that means Gentlemen.....you need to listen..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 26, 2016 Author Share Posted November 26, 2016 Yea right, been married long enough that means Gentlemen.....you need to listen..... Nailed it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 otay then, listen...... wud sumone go kick Ohio State's rear until they win this dang thing already????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!" Growin up, I thought that was my first name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I used to be intimidated by these words (heck, why fool myself, I still am) especially when sitting a a table surrounded by: One wife One daughter Two granddaughters And sometimes a daughter-in-law That is the only time they all unite in a common cause! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 When I ask "Whats wrong, honey," and she replies "Nothing," I know I am screwed. I have heard "What the hell, Daniel?" quite a few times. This is her indication she is ready to get right to making her point...in case you couldn't tell. And yes, at this point I tend to want to slink away. She has the ability to bring out the coward in me that I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 My wife gets DOWN on her hands and knees when she talks to me! "Get out from under that bed you coward" is what she usually says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 I just can't stand my wife's indecision. I tell her in my sternest voice, "Woman! Hurry up and make up my mind..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Doe's these jeans Make my A$$ look Fat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Tap Taylor Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Do what ever you want I found out that is not what she meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 ""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius " Best stragedy I've come up with is RUN LIKE HELL! JHC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tennessee Stud Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!" Whoa... we got us a celebrity on board.... the albino brother of Gumby Dammit... hehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Tracker Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..." Is move the wall 6 inches. Is make the doorway a little wider. Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor. Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..." Is move the wall 6 inches. Is make the doorway a little wider. Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor. Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet. Or 'How hard would it be' as she is really telling me to get the materials list together. I then say with a wink 'If you really want to motivate me....' She says 'Get your shoes on and go to Menards'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 "I need to show you something." And be VERY careful how you reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazee Ridge, SASS #54171 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 "When I put my foot down, it stays down " I said that to her once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Kris Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 OK ladies, I'll take the hit.................. You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 nah, they dunt even no whut abused is.....they's not all stuck livin' wit ME!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 OK ladies, I'll take the hit.................. You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: And deprived.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 is that deprived or depraved???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 is that deprived or depraved???????? ....... all threee ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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