Subdeacon Joe Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 ""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius "
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 The most dreaded four-word phrase imaginable...
Pat Riot Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 "We need to talk" = "You need to listen...and OBEY"!
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 I thought those dreaded 4 words were: "Sit Down..... Shut Up"! or, "Give Me Debit Card". ..........Widder
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 When I get 6 words, its like: "Shut that hole in your face". ..........Widder
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 ... once again, dear friends, we fine a fine, high-velocity coffee spray makes a dandy screen cleaner!
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 26, 2016 Author Posted November 26, 2016 ... once again, dear friends, we fine a fine, high-velocity coffee spray makes a dandy screen cleaner!
Diamond S Doug Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 Fine, I'll do it myself....don't be fooled nothing's fine
Pat Riot Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 How about "Whatever"? To me, this one word phrase will set me free in a heartbeat. This is a fight starter or at the very least cause for me to not allow the situation to end with that silly way overused word. Luckily, this is a word my wife no longer uses...with me, anyway.
Yul Lose Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 When she calls me by my real fist name it's time to hide in my workshop.
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 I prefer it when she says with a cute little smile, "Come with me."
Blackwater 53393 Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"
Tennessee Stud Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 I always know it's serious when the word... "Mophead"... is in the mix. Like this here... "OK... Mophead... get out there and bush hog that field in front of the house". ts
Smoken D Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk...... :P Yea right, been married long enough that means Gentlemen.....you need to listen.....
Subdeacon Joe Posted November 26, 2016 Author Posted November 26, 2016 Yea right, been married long enough that means Gentlemen.....you need to listen..... Nailed it!
Calico Mary Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 otay then, listen...... wud sumone go kick Ohio State's rear until they win this dang thing already?????
Yul Lose Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!" Growin up, I thought that was my first name.
Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 I used to be intimidated by these words (heck, why fool myself, I still am) especially when sitting a a table surrounded by: One wife One daughter Two granddaughters And sometimes a daughter-in-law That is the only time they all unite in a common cause!
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 When I ask "Whats wrong, honey," and she replies "Nothing," I know I am screwed. I have heard "What the hell, Daniel?" quite a few times. This is her indication she is ready to get right to making her point...in case you couldn't tell. And yes, at this point I tend to want to slink away. She has the ability to bring out the coward in me that I am.
Matthew Duncan Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 My wife gets DOWN on her hands and knees when she talks to me! "Get out from under that bed you coward" is what she usually says.
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 I just can't stand my wife's indecision. I tell her in my sternest voice, "Woman! Hurry up and make up my mind..."
Rooster Ron Wayne Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 Doe's these jeans Make my A$$ look Fat ?
Double Tap Taylor Posted November 26, 2016 Posted November 26, 2016 Do what ever you want I found out that is not what she meant.
Capt. James H. Callahan Posted November 27, 2016 Posted November 27, 2016 ""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius " Best stragedy I've come up with is RUN LIKE HELL! JHC
Tennessee Stud Posted November 27, 2016 Posted November 27, 2016 I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!" Whoa... we got us a celebrity on board.... the albino brother of Gumby Dammit... hehehehe
Fast Tracker Posted November 27, 2016 Posted November 27, 2016 The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..." Is move the wall 6 inches. Is make the doorway a little wider. Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor. Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.
Michigan Slim Posted November 27, 2016 Posted November 27, 2016 The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..." Is move the wall 6 inches. Is make the doorway a little wider. Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor. Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet. Or 'How hard would it be' as she is really telling me to get the materials list together. I then say with a wink 'If you really want to motivate me....' She says 'Get your shoes on and go to Menards'....
Boon Doggle Posted November 27, 2016 Posted November 27, 2016 "I need to show you something." And be VERY careful how you reply.
Frazee Ridge, SASS #54171 Posted November 28, 2016 Posted November 28, 2016 "When I put my foot down, it stays down " I said that to her once.
Calamity Kris Posted November 28, 2016 Posted November 28, 2016 OK ladies, I'll take the hit.................. You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Calico Mary Posted November 28, 2016 Posted November 28, 2016 nah, they dunt even no whut abused is.....they's not all stuck livin' wit ME!!!!
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted November 28, 2016 Posted November 28, 2016 OK ladies, I'll take the hit.................. You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: And deprived....
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted November 28, 2016 Posted November 28, 2016 is that deprived or depraved???????? ....... all threee ........
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