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""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius "

 

 

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The most dreaded four-word phrase imaginable... 42.gif

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I thought those dreaded 4 words were:

 

"Sit Down..... Shut Up"!

 

or,

 

"Give Me Debit Card".

 

 

..........Widder

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When I get 6 words, its like:

 

"Shut that hole in your face".

 

 

..........Widder

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... once again, dear friends, we fine a fine, high-velocity coffee spray makes a dandy screen cleaner!

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... once again, dear friends, we fine a fine, high-velocity coffee spray makes a dandy screen cleaner!

 

:lol:

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How about "Whatever"?

 

To me, this one word phrase will set me free in a heartbeat. This is a fight starter or at the very least cause for me to not allow the situation to end with that silly way overused word. Luckily, this is a word my wife no longer uses...with me, anyway.

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When she calls me by my real fist name it's time to hide in my workshop.

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I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

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I always know it's serious when the word... "Mophead"... is in the mix.

 

Like this here... "OK... Mophead... get out there and bush hog that field in front of the house".

 

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Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk......

 

 

 

 

:P:P :P :P:P:P

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Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk......

 

 

 

 

:P:P :P :P:P:P

 

Yea right, been married long enough that means

 

Gentlemen.....you need to listen.....

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Yea right, been married long enough that means

 

Gentlemen.....you need to listen.....

 

 

:lol:

 

Nailed it!

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otay then, listen......

 

 

wud sumone go kick Ohio State's rear until they win this dang thing already????? :wacko:

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I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

Growin up, I thought that was my first name.

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I used to be intimidated by these words (heck, why fool myself, I still am) especially when sitting a a table surrounded by:

One wife

One daughter

Two granddaughters

And sometimes a daughter-in-law

 

 

 

That is the only time they all unite in a common cause!

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When I ask "Whats wrong, honey," and she replies "Nothing," I know I am screwed.

 

 

I have heard "What the hell, Daniel?" quite a few times. This is her indication she is ready to get right to making her point...in case you couldn't tell. And yes, at this point I tend to want to slink away. She has the ability to bring out the coward in me that I am. :P

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My wife gets DOWN on her hands and knees when she talks to me!

 

"Get out from under that bed you coward" is what she usually says.

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I just can't stand my wife's indecision. I tell her in my sternest voice, "Woman! Hurry up and make up my mind..."

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Doe's these jeans

Make my A$$ look Fat ?

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""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius "

 

 

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Best stragedy I've come up with is RUN LIKE HELL!

:lol: JHC

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I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

 

 

Whoa... we got us a celebrity on board.... the albino brother of Gumby Dammit... hehehehe

 

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The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..."

Is move the wall 6 inches.

Is make the doorway a little wider.

Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor.

Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.

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The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..."

Is move the wall 6 inches.

Is make the doorway a little wider.

Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor.

Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.

Or 'How hard would it be' as she is really telling me to get the materials list together.

I then say with a wink 'If you really want to motivate me....'

She says 'Get your shoes on and go to Menards'....

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"I need to show you something."

 

 

And be VERY careful how you reply.

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OK ladies, I'll take the hit..................

 

You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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nah, they dunt even no whut abused is.....they's not all stuck livin' wit ME!!!! :wacko::lol::lol:

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OK ladies, I'll take the hit..................

 

You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And deprived.... :(

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is that deprived or depraved????????

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