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""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius "

 

 

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I thought those dreaded 4 words were:

 

"Sit Down..... Shut Up"!

 

or,

 

"Give Me Debit Card".

 

 

..........Widder

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How about "Whatever"?

 

To me, this one word phrase will set me free in a heartbeat. This is a fight starter or at the very least cause for me to not allow the situation to end with that silly way overused word. Luckily, this is a word my wife no longer uses...with me, anyway.

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When she calls me by my real fist name it's time to hide in my workshop.

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I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

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I always know it's serious when the word... "Mophead"... is in the mix.

 

Like this here... "OK... Mophead... get out there and bush hog that field in front of the house".

 

ts

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Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk......

 

 

 

 

:P:P :P :P:P:P

 

Yea right, been married long enough that means

 

Gentlemen.....you need to listen.....

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otay then, listen......

 

 

wud sumone go kick Ohio State's rear until they win this dang thing already????? :wacko:

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I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

Growin up, I thought that was my first name.

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I used to be intimidated by these words (heck, why fool myself, I still am) especially when sitting a a table surrounded by:

One wife

One daughter

Two granddaughters

And sometimes a daughter-in-law

 

 

 

That is the only time they all unite in a common cause!

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When I ask "Whats wrong, honey," and she replies "Nothing," I know I am screwed.

 

 

I have heard "What the hell, Daniel?" quite a few times. This is her indication she is ready to get right to making her point...in case you couldn't tell. And yes, at this point I tend to want to slink away. She has the ability to bring out the coward in me that I am. :P

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My wife gets DOWN on her hands and knees when she talks to me!

 

"Get out from under that bed you coward" is what she usually says.

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Doe's these jeans

Make my A$$ look Fat ?

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""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius "

 

 

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Best stragedy I've come up with is RUN LIKE HELL!

:lol: JHC

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I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

 

 

Whoa... we got us a celebrity on board.... the albino brother of Gumby Dammit... hehehehe

 

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The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..."

Is move the wall 6 inches.

Is make the doorway a little wider.

Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor.

Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.

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The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..."

Is move the wall 6 inches.

Is make the doorway a little wider.

Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor.

Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.

Or 'How hard would it be' as she is really telling me to get the materials list together.

I then say with a wink 'If you really want to motivate me....'

She says 'Get your shoes on and go to Menards'....

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"I need to show you something."

 

 

And be VERY careful how you reply.

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OK ladies, I'll take the hit..................

 

You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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nah, they dunt even no whut abused is.....they's not all stuck livin' wit ME!!!! :wacko::lol::lol:

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OK ladies, I'll take the hit..................

 

You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And deprived.... :(

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