Men. Be Ready

[Subdeacon Joe 24,684]

""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius "

 

 

[Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 5,489]

The most dreaded four-word phrase imaginable...

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,695]

"We need to talk" = "You need to listen...and OBEY"!

[Widder, SASS #59054 7,361]

I thought those dreaded 4 words were:

 

"Sit Down..... Shut Up"!

 

or,

 

"Give Me Debit Card".

 

 

..........Widder

[Widder, SASS #59054 7,361]

When I get 6 words, its like:

 

"Shut that hole in your face".

 

 

..........Widder

[Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 1,941]

... once again, dear friends, we fine a fine, high-velocity coffee spray makes a dandy screen cleaner!

[Subdeacon Joe 24,684]

... once again, dear friends, we fine a fine, high-velocity coffee spray makes a dandy screen cleaner!

 

[Diamond S Doug 34]

Fine, I'll do it myself....don't be fooled nothing's fine

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 20,695]

How about "Whatever"?

 

To me, this one word phrase will set me free in a heartbeat. This is a fight starter or at the very least cause for me to not allow the situation to end with that silly way overused word. Luckily, this is a word my wife no longer uses...with me, anyway.

[Yul Lose 6,238]

When she calls me by my real fist name it's time to hide in my workshop.

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 2,969]

I prefer it when she says with a cute little smile, "Come with me."

[Blackwater 53393 5,445]

I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

[Tennessee Stud 218]

I always know it's serious when the word... "Mophead"... is in the mix.

 

Like this here... "OK... Mophead... get out there and bush hog that field in front of the house".

 

ts

[Calico Mary 1,545]

Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk......

 

 

 

 

:P

[Smoken D 1,786]

Gentlemen.....we need ta tawk......

 

 

 

 

:P

 

Yea right, been married long enough that means

 

Gentlemen.....you need to listen.....

[Subdeacon Joe 24,684]

 

Yea right, been married long enough that means

 

Gentlemen.....you need to listen.....

 

 

 

Nailed it!

[Calico Mary 1,545]

otay then, listen......

 

 

wud sumone go kick Ohio State's rear until they win this dang thing already?????

[Yul Lose 6,238]

I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

Growin up, I thought that was my first name.

[Dawg Hair, SASS #29557 493]

I used to be intimidated by these words (heck, why fool myself, I still am) especially when sitting a a table surrounded by:

One wife

One daughter

Two granddaughters

And sometimes a daughter-in-law

 

 

 

That is the only time they all unite in a common cause!

[Dirty Dan Dawkins 889]

When I ask "Whats wrong, honey," and she replies "Nothing," I know I am screwed.

 

 

I have heard "What the hell, Daniel?" quite a few times. This is her indication she is ready to get right to making her point...in case you couldn't tell. And yes, at this point I tend to want to slink away. She has the ability to bring out the coward in me that I am.

[Matthew Duncan 1,245]

My wife gets DOWN on her hands and knees when she talks to me!

 

"Get out from under that bed you coward" is what she usually says.

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 2,969]

I just can't stand my wife's indecision. I tell her in my sternest voice, "Woman! Hurry up and make up my mind..."

[Rooster Ron Wayne 1,463]

Doe's these jeans

Make my A$$ look Fat ?

[Double Tap Taylor 47]

Do what ever you want

 

I found out that is not what she meant.

[Capt. James H. Callahan 1,266]

""Men, choose your next words with care. For what you say here today shall be echoed for an eternity." -Maximus Decimus Meridius "

 

 

Best stragedy I've come up with is RUN LIKE HELL!

JHC

[Tennessee Stud 218]

I've begun to believe my last name is DAMN IT!! Whenever she hollers it's "Blackwater Damn it!!"

 

 

Whoa... we got us a celebrity on board.... the albino brother of Gumby Dammit... hehehehe

 

 

[Fast Tracker 39]

The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..."

Is move the wall 6 inches.

Is make the doorway a little wider.

Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor.

Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.

[Michigan Slim 5,036]

The five most dreaded words before the wife describes my (her) new project, "All you have to do ..."

Is move the wall 6 inches.

Is make the doorway a little wider.

Is put ceramic tile on the kitchen floor.

Is extend the porch and roof 8 feet.

Or 'How hard would it be' as she is really telling me to get the materials list together.

I then say with a wink 'If you really want to motivate me....'

She says 'Get your shoes on and go to Menards'....

[Boon Doggle 22]

"I need to show you something."

 

 

And be VERY careful how you reply.

[Frazee Ridge, SASS #54171 9]

"When I put my foot down, it stays down " I said that to her once.

[Calamity Kris 2,078]

OK ladies, I'll take the hit..................

 

You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Calico Mary 1,545]

nah, they dunt even no whut abused is.....they's not all stuck livin' wit ME!!!!

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 2,969]

OK ladies, I'll take the hit..................

 

You guys are ssssssssooooooooooooooooooooooooo abused............................. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

And deprived....

[Calico Mary 1,545]

is that deprived or depraved????????

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 2,309]

is that deprived or depraved????????

....... all threee ........