Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Howdy Jake ! Pull up a chair and grab a bucket and a mug........... Bottles.........fetch me a round.............nope.........on 2nd though........I'll drink ta ole UB......... Tilt dat chair up and turn dat glass up side down der till he comes back. But fer now.........I'll stand da 1st round. Yeah ! Y'all hearded rat ! Hell done went an froze over ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Bottles, I'll have my usual Bucket of Beer and a Cold Mug, gonna sit at my table under the stairway with Apache Hawk and down a few.... I haven't been around since the Saloon (ACS) had the Tree fetchin' at Christmas time. Where'd Utah Bob go??? Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 I ain't sure where he went, but I'm hopin' he's okay!! Hey Hawk!! You gots room fer another?? Next round is on me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Shore nuff do, Blackwater ! How ya be fair in' Pard ? Might cold up here when I woke up dis mornin'.....had ta stir da fire cuz it was -23 ! And it froze da damn flames up tighter da Dick's hat band ! Come on Pards and Pardettes....still got room......and some un opened bottles here............... (did I just say that ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Ok, I've read some pretty unbelievable stuff in this here Saloon....but "Apache Hawk" in the same sentence as "unopened bottles" is just too far fetched fer even me ta buy that story...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpy Old Man Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Also, Pache buying? Pigs must be flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGT. QUINCANNON, SASS #32999 Posted January 22, 2014 Share Posted January 22, 2014 Come back soon, UB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Glug glug glug Hey Bottles....another Bucket of Beer and a fresh Cold Mug if'in ya please....Hawk's still buying. Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Bottles..........settem' up rat cher................that's it. Big Jake...........whar's yore mug ? I'm pourin' seein as ole Bottles done went an passed out in da coroner ..... Still's a chuckin' away in da back room, so come on folks...........belly up..............Da Hawk's flying' tonight ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korupt Karl Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Never met ya, but I feel like you are a friend I've had for a long time....you take care out there, we will miss your constant changing avatar as well as all of the work you do with the veterans site. KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 I may not know where UB is going BUT..... ifn he don't come back sooooon , I'm gona start a rumor that he's 'serving time' for stealing Girl Scout cookies! Wherever ya gotta go Bob, you surely carry our well wishes and a safe return. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Hey, Blackwater. Let's sing something by Jimmy Buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Mother, Mother ocean I've heard your call wanted to sail upon your waters since I was 3 feet tall You've seen it all.......you've seen it all ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliope Cupcake #13981 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 write if you find w*#k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Caliope, UB would probably like to write you even if he doesn't find work..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loophole LaRue, SASS #51438 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 UB: Hope you're just out on a walkabout....searching for arrowheads.....waxing the Subaru.... Can you miss a virtual pard? Dang right you can! I feel like Joey in Shane....."UB! UB! Come back!" LL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Hoping all is well at Lazy Bob Ranch see ya down the trail UB Chickasaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Well... it's been nigh onto two weeks... any word on the lad...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Mother, Mother ocean I've heard your call wanted to sail upon your waters since I was 3 feet tall You've seen it all.......you've seen it all ..........Widder Hey Widder!! You come up for Black Gold and I'll do that one for ya'!! We worked that one up a long time ago and it's one of my favorites!!! For Noz, we'll do Margaritaville!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Okay, now I'm startin ta worry 'bout UB!! Anybody heard anything??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Should we send out a missing pard report? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I sent him a message on FB expressing the hope that everything was going well for him and his. He wrote back a short note saying things were fine, thanks for the concern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Can you miss a virtual pard? Sure, just ask about Longshot Logan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry T Harrison Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Something ain't right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 ????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Steel Duke Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Utah, just wanted you to know that we're thinking about you, and we're hoping everything's OK. Pop in and say hello! BSD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 BSD! I was headed down the list to find tbis thread and you beat me to it! Hey!! UB!! Send up a flare, a smoke signal, anything!! You ain't mad at us are ya'??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoken D Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Kinda wild, I was thinking of the ole boy this morning and wondering. Thought about looking up this thread and lo and behold her it is on page one. Still thinking of you Bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Just about anyone else and I'd suspect he'd been "Okie'd..." Can't see that being the case with UB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Well, I for one am curious. He's still posting on facebook some. OK... Fess up... Who offended UB? What'd you do? Say his mustache looked funny? Make fun of his hat collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Just about anyone else and I'd suspect he'd been "Okie'd..." Can't see that being the case with UB. If that had been the case, I don't think we would have gotten the "Hasta luego." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardpan Curmudgeon SASS #8967 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 If you looked at a list of Bob's attributes, I don't think you'll find "thin-skinned." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 If you looked at a list of Bob's attributes, I don't think you'll find "thin-skinned." No, but I'm running out of explanations! Is he just waiting for spring when everyone takes a bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Just about anyone else and I'd suspect he'd been "Okie'd..." Can't see that being the case with UB. Doubt it. He wouldn't have been able to tell us he'd be out for awhile. I have seen a couple posts on FB so maybe he's just chillin' for a spell. At least when he says he's gonna do soemthing - he does it... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I don't know about you but I've been rackin' up drinks on HIS bar tab. Bottles says it's okay. Whew, hope he can afford it when he gits back! Rye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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