Growing old can be hilarious

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Utah Bob #35998]

Laughing through my tears.

[Pat Riot]

S***! I am 61 and I have 2 of the 3 symptoms. I am doomed!

 

 

 

 

[Rip Snorter]

Dad, a Doc, always said "Consider the alternative."

[Waxahachie Kid #17017 L]

I'm so old, I get nostalgic when I see neolithic cave paintings.

I know I'm old when I get a phone call at 10:00 a.m., and they say: "did I wake you?"

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

I told my doctor I wanted to stop aging. He gave me a gun.

My wife spends more time wondering what I am thinking, than I spend thinking.

Time waits for no man. Time is obviously a woman. 

I love older women, because they are used to life's disappointments...so...they are ready for me.

I am at the age that, when I am faced with two temptations, I choose the one that gets me home by 9 o'clock.

When you're young, embarrassment is forgetting to zip up your fly. For me, it is forgetting to unzip it. 

As I get to be more and more of a geezer, I remember all the people I have lost, along the way. Then I think to myself, perhaps a tour guide was not the best career I could have chosen

When you are young, you make a lot of noise having fun.  At my age, I make even more noise just bending over.

As I get older, I find I am using my glasses more. When I was young, I just drank out of the bottle.

I realized that I was getting old, when I saw a young woman, walking into the grocery store, and I thought to myself...I wonder what her mother looks like.

 

[Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619]

It's kind of a drag, actually. I always thought an exception would be made in my case.....

 

But it has many compensations, and there are much worse things.

 

I have adult grandchildren, with whom I've hiked, skied, camped, traveled, and more. And we have one great-grandchild with two on the way. Not to mention 55 years of marriage soon, God willing. Couldn't have happened if I didn't get old!

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

1 hour ago, Father Kit Cool Gun Garth said:

No, it ain't either.  Some of us dinosaurs are still hanging in there.

[Rip Snorter]

Wait, none of those, and you missed the spare magazine, knife, wallet, checkbook and truck keys.

[Finagler 6853 Life]

I have found that as I age, picking something up off the floor/ground requires some forethought and planning.

[John Kloehr]

Head, shoulders, knees, and ow! Knees and ow!

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

5 hours ago, Finagler 6853 Life said:

I have found that as I age, picking something up off the floor/ground requires some forethought and contingency planning.

 

 ..... only needed a slight adjustment .......   

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

[Rip Snorter]

Whistling as it starts to get dark. Mom, who made it to 89 and is still sorely missed, often used the old adage seen here "Getting old isn't for the faint of heart."

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 hour ago, Rip Snorter said:

Whistling as it starts to get dark. Mom, who made it to 89 and is still sorely missed, often used the old adage seen here "Getting old isn't for the faint of heart."

 

 

   ............. nor is it for sissy's .....   

[watab kid]

i do enjoy the movies that have come and gone in reality and i thought the book 1984 would never come true 

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Trailrider #896]

'T'aint funny, McGee!

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129]

Ya don't get old and stop riding,,, You get old When you stop riding

 Was a nice day to take the Honda Shadow out again to day, two days in a row ...

 

Jabez Cowboy

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Rip Snorter]

You forgot the second part, never waste a woo***!

[Doc X]

I was told the easiest way to tell if you're old is to fall down. If everyone laughs, you aren't old. If everyone comes running to help, you're old.

[MizPete]

Mama said she didn't mind getting old, but she did mind getting slowed down.

[Noz]

1 hour ago, Doc X said:

I was told the easiest way to tell if you're old is to fall down. If everyone laughs, you aren't old. If everyone comes running to help, you're old.

Go to a shoot and have someone younger than you offer to push your cart!!

[Rip Snorter]

21 minutes ago, Noz said:

Go to a shoot and have someone younger than you offer to push your cart!!

Think of that as carting disaster!

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

OK, OK, I'm at the stage of those last two, but I'm going to keep on!!

So There!

 

[Doc X]

23 hours ago, Noz said:

Go to a shoot and have someone younger than you offer to push your cart!!

I was at a shoot last year and dropped a couple loaded rounds by my cart while I was filling my loading block. I was down on my knees (bad back, can't bend that far) when another shooter walked by. He asked, "Praying Doc?" I quickly answered, "Yeah, praying I can get up!"

[LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L]

The wife told a friend to not be disturbed by my demeanor when she was around.  She explained to the friend that her husband (me) is in my terrible 60s, and the friend nodded knowingly.  

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

Not so funny when the neighborhood puts up a sign for you. 

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

"xing" ???

  .......... what is "xing" ?  

 

 

   ................... sounds rude .....   

[Rip Snorter]

Think of it as a "zinger".

[Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062]

1 minute ago, Rip Snorter said:

Think of it as a "zinger".

 

 

  .............. for old folks ?  

[Rip Snorter]

Pun