Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 "Everybody knows the Doctor's a pothole" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 I heard a guy request a song called "Take a Bad Right Turn" from the Beatles. He meant "Paperback Writer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 When my sister was a toddler it was "Hail Mary, full of grapes..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 I've always liked that CCR song - there's a bathroom on the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 There was a good scene in Bull Durham about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 I remember some baseball movie, were they was explaining that the National Anthem was about a Mexican. José, can you see? That the scene you talking about Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 9 minutes ago, Alpo said: I remember some baseball movie, were they was explaining that the National Anthem was about a Mexican. José, can you see? That the scene you talking about Bob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 And the best ever misheard lyrics. Takes a few seconds, but you'll see where it's going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 When "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band came out I swore the lyrics said: Blinded by the light Wrapped like a douche and and a roller in the night. The actual lyrics: Blinded by the Light Manfred Mann's Earth Band Blinded by the lightRevved up like a DeuceAnother runner in the night[repeat to fade] The funny things is, even though I know the lyrics I still hear what I thought I heard to begin with when I hear this song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Every time I hear that song Pat, it's wrapped up like a douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 And then we have the Beatles. This is what it sounds like to me. Whether it's the lyrics or not, I don't have a clue. JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it could not last JoJo left his home in Tucson Arizona, bought some California grass Get back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Alpo said: And then we have the Beatles. This is what it sounds like to me. Whether it's the lyrics or not, I don't have a clue. JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it could not last JoJo left his home in Tucson Arizona, bought some California grass Get back Dang close! It's "For some California Grass" Jo Jo was a man Who thought he was a loner But he knew it couldn't last Jo Jo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona For some California grass Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 When I was a lad, 7 or 8, I had a problems with a phrase in the Pledge of Allegiance. Parents couldn’t explain it so I asked my Gramps. The phrase? “for widget stands”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 9 minutes ago, Alpo said: And then we have the Beatles. Yup. "Hey Jude" (the nah nah nah nah song) might be one of the most monotonous songs ever recorded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Abilene Slim SASS 81783 said: And the best ever misheard lyrics. Takes a few seconds, but you'll see where it's going. I suspect most of the concert goers heard it exactly like that…or worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singin' Sue 71615 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 A friend had me LOF....with You give love, a bandaid! (You give love, a bad name) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Winter Wonderland does not have a phrase "walking round in women's underwear". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 I don't think that anyone has ever gotten the lyrics for Wipe Out or Tequila wrong...but I could be mistaken. Alpo is correct, I hear douche every time I hear that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 AC/DC ..... .... "It's a long way to the shop, if you want a sausage roll" ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 I always thought that the lyrics were “ I went to the desert on a horse with no legs”. About 30 years later my wife heard me singing it that way and busted up laughing and told me what the real words were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Try making out the lyrics to “Louie Louie by the Kingsmen! No fair googling them!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgavin Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 For me, most of the Rolling Stone lyrics. Credence Clearwater's "Bathroom on the Right" also comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Our father who art in heaven "Harold" be thy name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.K. Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Just to continue what Ezra said; "Give us this day our jellied bread" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Mine was the Clash " Rockin the Casbah". I swore they were singing "rockin the cash box" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Eyesa Horg said: Our father who art in heaven "Harold" be thy name. ..... all this time I thought his name was Howard ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 Stevie Wonder song - Lyrics … My Cherie amour, distant as the Milky Way My Cherie amour, pretty little one that I adore You're the only girl my heart beats for How I wish that you were mine… I can't tell you what I thought the words were up until very recently or I would get banned. I love the song Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac. I have no idea what any of the lyrics are but I like it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Devil Dale Posted March 30, 2022 Share Posted March 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: When I was a lad, 7 or 8, I had a problems with a phrase in the Pledge of Allegiance. Parents couldn’t explain it so I asked my Gramps. The phrase? “for widget stands”. I was halfway through high school before I discovered the Pledge didn't say "One nation, under God, in the window sill". (confession) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 14 hours ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: Try making out the lyrics to “Louie Louie by the Kingsmen! No fair googling them!! The only song I’m aware of to spawn an FBI investigation. https://www.npr.org/2015/05/02/403623915/louie-louie-indecipherable-or-indecent-an-fbi-investigation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 There’s a song by Stone Temple Pilots called Interstate Love Song, with the lyric “feeling like a hand in rusted chains.” I was with a group of friends and one was singing along and belted out “feeling like a ham and mustard shake.” Needless to say he still hasn’t lived it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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