Ramblin Gambler Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 There's a urologist in Austin named Dick Chopp. I had my tonsils taken out by Dr Slaughter. Knew a girl in college named Stormy Bridges. Used to work with a guy named Mike Hunt (we used to call new receptionists and have them page him). I work with a lot of ferigners, so it would be cheating to go through their funny names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 I used to work for an electrician named Bill Circuitt ...... (with 2 't's) there was also a business called "Piper's Plumbing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 And then there was the Hiney Winery. Welcome To The Hiney WineryThe Hiney Winery was established in 1979 by Uncle Harry Hiney. He had the idea of putting his Hiney in a flip top disposable can. Family friends convinced him that his Hiney was too good to keep to himself so they bought the warehouse behind the library and the rest is history. Since that time people all over the area have been enjoying Hiney Wine. The tradition is being kept alive by Harry’s two nephews, Big Red and Thor, who refuse to put their name on their Hiney until its perfect. That way you know that anytime you wrap your hands around an ice cold Hiney, it’s going to be the best Hiney you’ve ever had. The entire family is proud of their Hiney. Big Red, Thor, Ophelia, Humphrey, Selma, Ima, Rosey, Anita, Seymore, Lucie and Thor’s wife, Oma Aiken-Hiney are just a few of the Hineys that are part of the crack inspection team that checks every can for quality. Quality assurance and customer care ensures you that you are getting the best Hiney money can buy. Next time you go shopping, ask your grocer where he keeps his Hiney. The motto of the HINEY WINERY says it all, “You only go around once in life, so grab for all the Hiney you can get”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 My father worked with a guy named Joe Fuchs, the guys had a lot of fun with him!! There's a Jewish school here called Fuchs Mizrachi, I'm sure the kids butcher that up royal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Actually, he's James A. Kirk, https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/captain-kirk-star-trek-us-navy-destroyer-zumwalt/ it's a Zumwalt-class destroyer, named (ta-daa) the USS Zumwalt. All of the Farragut class ships were decommissioned between 89 and 94, and scrapped. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farragut-class_destroyer_(1958) I like my story better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I have a customer who's a brain surgeon....Dr. Blades......................I'm not kidding!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Strange names? How about people that call their grandson "Bopper"? HEY, NOZ!! You're liable to meet that youngun' at Black Gold!! He EARNED that moniker fair and square! What would YOU call a one year old who stands up on his hind legs and knocks out his nine year old brother with a Tonka dump truck!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 There ARE times that his big brother calls him "Sir!"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 I thought I'd hear from you about that. Wasn't he at Possum Trot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 My cousin married a guy named Joseph Ucker. You can say it out loud for yourself. He goes by his middle name, Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calico Mary Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 My cousin married a guy named Joseph Ucker. You can say it out loud for yourself. He goes by his middle name, Mark. I don't blame him....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.D. Daily Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Worked as a clerk for a Sargent at Ft. Benning in 1969-1970 who's last name was Joy and his wife's name was Joy. Had a neighbor who said a hippie couple they knew named their daughter & son Critter & Varmint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp SASS#1628L Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Went to school with a guy named Greg Christmas. He had a sister named Mary. We had a foreign exchange student named Hapi Neujar. Yes, happy new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Wesson Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I once had a co-worker, born in San Fran, his hippie parents named him, Buffalo. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cat Brules Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 "Are ya ready, Buff!?" "I wuz BORN ready!!!" :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Shayne Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Well...I have daughters named Cheyenne, Shawnee and Harley I dated a girl in high schools whose last name was Bedgood. (and no Im not telling) One of my daugthers had a friend named Echo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 Schoolmarm had twin girls in her class a couple of years ago named Heaven and Nevaeh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I could go into some very interesting, odd, and bizarre names I ran across as the attorney for our county children services. The ones that will most stick in my mind though don't seem too odd, until you consider they are from the same family. Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Daisy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 There's a Primerica Regional VP down around Temecula named Harry Bald. Said his mom never caught on until he was in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I could go into some very interesting, odd, and bizarre names I ran across as the attorney for our county children services. The ones that will most stick in my mind though don't seem too odd, until you consider they are from the same family. Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Daisy. Fifth one could have been Goofy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 A prominent family named Pop named a son Soda and daughter Lolly. Long time car dealership was named after owner Richard Head. Two old men in my area have names Doris Jones and Swan Furgerson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Barrel, SASS 34765 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Went to school with Candy Cain. Local Dentist named Dr. Fillman. Local prosthetic maker name is Stubbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Quinton, SASS #4818 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Three kids on the school roster: Shithead - pronounced Sha-theed Twins: Lemonjello and Orangello - pronounced La-MONJ-ello and Or-ONGE-ello And yes, it is for real...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Local family whose name was pronounced O'-thu-se. Yup, spelled Outhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Doctor here in town Dr Doctora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Back in the seventies, my brother went to school with a couple of guys named Chevelle and LeBaron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailrider #896 Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Went hunting with a gent named Bernice. Pronounced Burn-is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 When the Opryland amusement park opened back in1972, I had a foreman named Sharon Shane!! He was a great big feller and he had a chip on his shoulder!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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