Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Driving on the parkway and parking in the driveway. Hey....that was #9..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Why do we bake cookies but cook bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nasty Newt # 7365 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Where's George Carlin when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Reality shows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Why you can sue & win for your own damn stupidity. McDonalds coffee incident for instance, Why is the death sentence another 20 yrs. or so away---hang'em now or at noon if you'd prefer, anyhow just take 'em out---I'm tired of paying to keep 'em alive just so they can spend more tax dollars appealing I don't find them appealing at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 How about the Navy's blue camouflage? "Help,I've fallen overboard." "John. John. I can't see you. Take off your shirt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Winchester Jack, SASS #70195 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 jumbo shrimp baby grand military intelligence postal worker mature male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Glass doors... Edit... As a home exterior door. Double edit... That one ^^ is probably just me. So here you go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Bob #35998 Posted January 13, 2014 Author Share Posted January 13, 2014 Why you can sue & win for your own damn stupidity. McDonalds coffee incident for instance, Why is the death sentence another 20 yrs. or so away---hang'em now or at noon if you'd prefer, anyhow just take 'em out---I'm tired of paying to keep 'em alive just so they can spend more tax dollars appealing While I agree that the epidemic of frivolous lawsuits is senseless, the much popularized McDonalds coffee incident isn't really a good example. Having looked closely at the trial in a liability class I took once, Mickey D deserved to have their ass sued off on that one. But most of the details never made it to the news. It was funnier to make the victim look stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Thanks UB, saved me some typing. And as to the helicoper hair girl-it is silly, but the hairstylist showed some serious ability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Thanks UB, saved me some typing. And as to the helicoper hair girl-it is silly, but the hairstylist showed some serious ability Yeah it's something ain't it? I don't even wanna guess how long she had to sit for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 Locks on an open 24 hr convenient store door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 How a 12 year old can find a drug dealer but the cops can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 How do you tell when sour cream is bad? For that matter, what about cottage cheese?? Guess you gotta' look for the mold. And why in the H#LL would somebody jump out of a perfectly good airplane?? And then there's "female logic"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 neckties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 neck ties. AMENGLORYHALLELUYAH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Doggle Posted January 13, 2014 Share Posted January 13, 2014 See thread: http://sassnet.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=217132 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gateway Kid SASS# 70038 Life Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Why sheep don't shrink when they get wet? Drive up windows at liquor stores? Child proof locks/caps on just about anything - (by someone who just got his butt whooped by a 6 year old in a game of pick up sticks ) Regards Gateway Kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Why some of our threads get yanked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Referencing the girl with the hairdo: proof positive that there is someone for everyone..... and that aliens walk among us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 They must vote also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branchwater Jack SASS #88854 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Why are boxing rings square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorty Jack Hammer Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Why I should have to support the 2nd Amendment, since it should just "be"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yul Lose Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Restroom doors that open in so that you have to grab the door knob or handle right after you wash your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Doors on the Northwest corner of a building in Wyoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curley Fryes Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Doors on the Northwest corner of a building in Wyoming. Don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Why are boxing rings square? Why is Madison Square Garden round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Don't get it. Go up there when it is WINDY and you'll . . .GET IT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 ME , having POWER TOOLS distruction and mayham await CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elk Creek LeMieux Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Don't get it. They have a saying in WY... "It only snows once a year. The rest of the winter it just blows the snow around." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhouse Sam # 25171 Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Marriage????!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Callaway Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Doors on the Northwest corner of a building in Wyoming. What about Browning, Montana? So windy it'll pull a hook off'n a log chain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Yeah it's something ain't it? I don't even wanna guess how long she had to sit for that! probably about the same amount of time that the hair stylist had to stand..... ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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