Oak Ridge Regulator Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 First off my apologies up front to Chevy owners. I was driving down the road today following a Chevy that looked like a VW beetle had sex with a Chevy love pickup truck and this was its kid. I had never seen. Chevy SSR before and I hope I never see one again. Even throwing the name pickup truck into the same add with that abomination probably has pickup trucks in scrap yards around the country rolling over in there rusty graves. Someone needs to slap the design crew who came up with that thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Yeah, they do look funny, like something got wet and shrank. Used ones are pricey. Quote It was supposed to pay homage to the classic Chevy pickup trucks of the late 1940s and early 1950s but its quirky design and relatively high prices led to sales below expectations. According to different sources, a total of 24,150 SSRs were produced and 24,112 of them were bought by the public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Pricey too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 A bit like '72 Ford Rancho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 1 hour ago, Oak Ridge Regulator said: First off my apologies up front to Chevy owners. I was driving down the road today following a Chevy that looked like a VW beetle had sex with a Chevy love pickup truck and this was its kid. I had never seen. Chevy SSR before and I hope I never see one again. Even throwing the name pickup truck into the same add with that abomination probably has pickup trucks in scrap yards around the country rolling over in there rusty graves. Someone needs to slap the design crew who came up with that thing Who was on top???? Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 2 minutes ago, Texas Lizard said: Who was on top???? Texas Lizard On Top...didn't he play short stop for the Korean Baseball Ssangbangwool Raiders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 1 hour ago, Oak Ridge Regulator said: First off my apologies up front to Chevy owners. I was driving down the road today following a Chevy that looked like a VW beetle had sex with a Chevy love pickup truck and this was its kid. I had never seen. Chevy SSR before and I hope I never see one again. Even throwing the name pickup truck into the same add with that abomination probably has pickup trucks in scrap yards around the country rolling over in there rusty graves. Someone needs to slap the design crew who came up with that thing I agree. To me they’re about useless. They don’t carry much and they can’t go very fast and they look like, well, like a Beetle mated with a Chevy Luv, like you said. Every time I see one it’s ‘73 Corvette Yellow and there’s some white haired dude driving it wearing a Chevy tee shirt…or maybe I keep seeing the same one. Who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Even the AMC Pacer was a better looking vehicle...probably held more cargo also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 44 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: Even the AMC Pacer was a better looking vehicle...probably held more cargo also. The Aquarium. Some guys I knew dropped a Chevy small block V8 with auto transmission in one back in ‘77. Too much engine for the car. The car didn’t see ‘78. They crashed it coming into a turn after burning up a straight stretch. Luckily no one was badly hurt. Except for their egos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blackwater 53393 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 The Chevy SSR is no slouch! Under the hood is a 390hp LS2! 366 cubic inches and is fuel injected. Stock, in the quarter mile, it’ll run low 13s. With a simple retune of the ECM, some good tires, and a little work on the suspension, a friend of mine had his running mid 11s!! There are suspension packages that are available to make it really handle. NO!! It won’t win any beauty pageants, but back in the late seventies, we had a lot of guys cutting up and shrinking the ‘48-‘55 Chevy/GMC pickups to create a similar vehicle!! I’ve driven a couple of ‘em including the one I mentioned above. They drove nicely, they’re well appointed, even stock they don’t handle badly, and for a little over a grand, my friend’s would run with a lot of the top tier sporty cars in production then AND now! Not only that! You can drop an LS7 right in with very little trouble and most ALL of those LS6 and LS7 parts are a direct swap!! There’s guys out on the street everywhere running variations of that combo that are making over a thousand horsepower!! I don’t particularly WANT one, but I’d be careful about jumping on one at a traffic light. Ya’ might get embarrassed!! The one I mentioned is Corvette red with tan leather interior and you’ll mostly see it with the top down and this huge, (6’7”, 300+ lbs) bearded guy driving it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Kit Cool Gun Garth Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 https://www.hemmings.com/stories/car-culture/chevrolet-ssr/#:~:text=Over four model years there,and histories of pampered ownership.&text=When the SSR made its,325-cu.in.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Sage, SASS #49891 Life Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 My yellow REAL Ranchero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconKC Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 My wife was laughing at a yellow SSR yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 OK, seems like I'm with Blackwater on this. I like them and my favorite color of one is yellow. To each his own. Yes, it might be totally useless as a pickup but but I doubt Chevy designed it to haul bales of hay or a load of gravel. Come to think of it, any street rod or customized restored pickup is pretty much useless for hauling stuff. It is for cruisin' and that's about all. Think about the Dodge Prowler as another example of a crusin' vehicle. First time I saw an SSR it reminded me of my great uncle's 53 GMC pickup. I rode many miles in that thing with him and have many great memories. When my wife and I see one, our first thought is,"That would be a sweet ride to hold our guns and gun cart to go to a shoot". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 There’s been uglier cars than the SSR like the Gremlin, Yugo and the current Tesla truck! Actually I think the SSR is kinda cool and I agree with Blackwater and Seamus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Same design team as the HHR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Seamus Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 1 minute ago, Larsen E. Pettifogger, SASS #32933 said: Same design team as the HHR. The HHR was an unusual car. I was issued one as a company car a drove it for a little over 4 years. You sat low in the car and with the short windows, I felt like I was driving a coffin. It carried a lot of stuff for work and was allowed to take it on vacation on the company's dime. It was a very decent driving and dependable car but was terrible in the snow with the wide tires. Many a winters day it sat at the bottom of my driveway while I trudged up the hill. Would I have bought one? NO, but I'll drive anything that you give to me and pay the expenses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 1 hour ago, Rye Miles #13621 said: There’s been uglier cars than the SSR like the Gremlin, Yugo and the current Tesla truck! Actually I think the SSR is kinda cool and I agree with Blackwater and Seamus! The Gremlin might have been ugly but a few of them were pretty impressive performers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 11 minutes ago, Sedalia Dave said: The Gremlin might have been ugly but a few of them were pretty impressive performers. The same should be said about the SSR!! AND!! It beats HELL out of the PT Cruiser, (the other “retro” styled automotive offering of the period) for style and performance!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 It is a Super Sport Roadster, not your grandpa's farm truck. The bed only needs to hold two spare tires to replace the ones you burn down in the smoke show. The 6 liter aluminum block with a supercharger puts 525 street friendly horsepower in a stiff 4,600 pound package. Chevy gave some on style to fit all those horses under the hood. They knew not to repeat Plymouth's mistake with the V6 Prowler nor did they want to drop in the 8.1 to go toe to toe with the Viper. The auction prices speak for themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 3 Share Posted July 3 The SSR is the pickup i spoke of in a recent message. It's a cute little truck that belongs to a friend's wife...well, actually they are both friends ... and it's got a spectacular flame paint job on a traffic light yellow body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 On 7/1/2024 at 11:23 AM, Texas Lizard said: Who was on top???? Texas Lizard On 7/1/2024 at 11:23 AM, Texas Lizard said: Who was on top???? Texas Lizard Asked and answered the question in two lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 21 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Asked and answered the question in two lines. Thanks...I think I walked into that one.... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Bullweed Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Came out about the time as some other retro-mobiles: Plymouth Prowler and the last Thunderbirds. Everyone at the Big 3s was drinking the Kool-Aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Those Tbirds didn't stand a chance, a full size man couldn't fit in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 That last edition of the Thunderbird WAS pretty pitiful. Weighed too much, didn’t perform well, wasn’t comfortable to drive or ride in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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