Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abilene Slim SASS 81783 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Why aren't hemorrhoids called asteroids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 why is booze so expensive ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeker, SASS #43022 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Who let the dogs out? The Baja men obviously. Wheres the beef? There was never any beef or Wendys store - the old lady was experiencing a drug induced end of life hallucination. How to get to Seasame St? Take a left on Electric Avenue - once you get to the Childrens Television Workshop - you're there (made possible by viewers like you) Dora and Google Maps? The fox was the only one with a smart phone and he was told explicitly, "Swiper - no swiping" so he was unable to use his screen. I can go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Her secret? She's an underdressed slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 29, 2023 Author Share Posted August 29, 2023 42 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Her secret? She's an underdressed slut. .............. but I still like her .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 If an occasional table is only occasionally a table, what is it the rest of the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Who the Hell is Dora? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Who the Hell is Dora? She's an explorer. I think that she's looking for Carmen Sandiego, but she can't read a map and her husband won't let her stop and ask for directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: If an occasional table is only occasionally a table, what is it the rest of the time? You have to think about it chair a tably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckshot Bear Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 A Wombat eats, roots and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Why do we park in the driveway and drive on a parkway? What if the people in the asylum are not the crazy ones? Everyone knows that chickens are dumb birds, so why can they cross the road but possums are armadillos can’t seem to do it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Her secret? She's an underdressed slut. But that is not a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Is it still a glove compartment if there’s no gloves in it? Can you sleep all night on a day bed? Can you eat lunch at the breakfast counter ? What the heck is a nook? Whats a cranny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 If it’s a lunchroom, can you still have supper there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 Can you still get in/out if your door becomes ajar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 21 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Can you still get in/out if your door becomes ajar? If it becomes a jar, can you store pickles in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 3 hours ago, Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 said: why is booze so expensive ? "Being drunk all the time isn't easy. If it was, everyone would do it." --Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones; season 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 If the "mascot" of Burger King is a King, and the "mascot" of Mc'Donald's is a Clown, and the "mascot" of Wendy's is a young girl, and the "mascot" of Carl's Jr. is a young boy, then who is the "mascot" of "In-N-Out Burger?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 21 minutes ago, Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 said: If the "mascot" of Burger King is a King, and the "mascot" of Mc'Donald's is a Clown, and the "mascot" of Wendy's is a young girl, and the "mascot" of Carl's Jr. is a young boy, then who is the "mascot" of "In-N-Out Burger?" All of that pales in comparison to the question, Where is Jack’s box and how and why is he out of it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Funny!!!!! Didn't think of that one. Never seen a garden at Olive Garden, just a bunch of asphalt parking. Never heard a bell at a Taco Bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Lately it's been very hard to find real fried chicken at a Kentucky Fried Chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Why to they call them “apartments” when they are all clustered together like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rye Miles #13621 Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 How come the word people has an O in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 Can vegans eat Animal Crackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 They should not if the seal is broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted August 30, 2023 Share Posted August 30, 2023 13 hours ago, Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 said: If the "mascot" of Burger King is a King, and the "mascot" of Mc'Donald's is a Clown, and the "mascot" of Wendy's is a young girl, and the "mascot" of Carl's Jr. is a young boy, then who is the "mascot" of "In-N-Out Burger?" Victoria, but that's a secret! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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