Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 I've been watching a lot of old TV series, mostly CDs that I check out from the public library, and I have recently noticed that there seem to be a lot of characters who are hiring a hit on someone. It got me to thinking: how does someone, say a housewife or a business owner, just common folks, find a hit man? It seems that there must be a yellow pages or website so a person could contact one. I have looked at bulletin boards for business cards, but haven't found any. And how do they pay for it? Do hit men accept Master Card or Visa? Do I need a photo ID to prove who I am? Will they take a personal check, S&H Green Stamps of food stamps? Do they have a payment plan for people who can't afford to pay for it all at once or can someone work it off or trade services? They talk about taking out a contract. Is this a legal document and do you need a lawyer, paralegal, or someone to witness it? Do they offer senior or veteran discounts or do they have coupons for specials like buy one - get one half off? From the other end, how does a hit man get into the business? I'd think they'd have to do some kind of advertising to get started, or if it's word of mouth, how do I find someone to ask?. Is there a school for hitmen, of maybe some sort of apprenticeship, perhaps a business organization or labor union they can belong to? Can an aspiring hitman work at it part time until he / she learns the trade well enough to go full time. Do hit men have any benefits from their employers, a retirement plan or medical program? Do they have Guild or Fraternity sort of thing, maybe a hit man lodge? Do they have secret handshakes or decoder rings? Do the better known ones give out autographs to fans. Is there a hit man fan club? Can I buy a hit man cap or tee shirt or some other thing, like an action figures or bobble head dolls. or cap guns? I think I need to go get some breakfast My blood sugar is a bit low and I'm feeling . somewhat dehydrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Jack Calder Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Forty, Are you just “Alpo” curious, or do you have a target in mind? Just asking for a friend! CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 It's official folks! Weed is legal in Arizona and Forty just burned a big fatty with Alpo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Forty and Alpo are organizing a business and Forty wants the business west of the Mississippi, Alpo can have the East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 The answer to most of the questions is YES. But they would have to kill you if they told you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 There is a toll free number 1.888.HITMANN, that is answered at FBI HQ in Quantico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 41 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: There is a toll free number 1.888.HITMANN, that is answered at FBI HQ in Quantico. Outsourced to a call center in Pakistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 26, 2023 Author Share Posted July 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Cactus Jack Calder said: Forty, Are you just “Alpo” curious, or do you have a target in mind? Just asking for a friend! CJ If I have a target in mind I'll probably shoot him myself. I don't need no steenkeen hit man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 26, 2023 Author Share Posted July 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Michigan Slim said: It's official folks! Weed is legal in Arizona and Forty just burned a big fatty with Alpo! I never use the stuff. I've always been screwed up enough without it so why spend good money on something I don't need.....except for guns that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 26, 2023 Author Share Posted July 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: Forty and Alpo are organizing a business and Forty wants the business west of the Mississippi, Alpo can have the East. I was in business for myself for eleven years once. I don't ever need that aggravation again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 26, 2023 Author Share Posted July 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L said: The answer to most of the questions is YES. But they would have to kill you if they told you. If they come to get me I hope they bring a few friends, some shovels, and enough boxes to take their trash away with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrus Cassidy #45437 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Lots of funny answers, but "backpage" and other web sites offer things like this. You can download an internet browser called "Tor" to access the "dark web," which encompasses something like 90% of all internet traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 My guess is that most get started by being told to do it. Mob boss, loan shark, drug dealer, someone lets them know that they need to do it or something bad will happen to them or a loved one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Dan Troop 70448 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 2 hours ago, Cactus Jack Calder said: Forty, Are you just “Alpo” curious, or do you have a target in mind? Just asking for a friend! CJ LOL, those were my original thoughts. Who would be his first Target or is Forty looking for a part time job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shoer 27979 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 At one time I knew a bunch of lowlife that would take care of things for me if I ask them to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 My Dad, ran with some rough fellas knew some people that could set one up with a hitman back in the 60’s and 70’s. I do not know any details on costs or how one went about it except you showed up at a specific bar and asked for a specific someone then later they came and got you for an interrogation to see if you were legit, had the money and weren’t a cop. I am quite sure that these days its much more sophisticated. For some reason I seem to recall the sum of $50,000 was the fee back then “if you wanted it done right”. For all I know it was all bull crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 My guess is right about now there’s a guy in a room somewhere reading this and calling someone and saying “I don’t know. It’s some kind of Cowboy Cult. They hang out in an online Saloon. This thing is Nationwide! What do you want us to do?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 If you. become a Hitman, Just be sure your first assignment isn't on someone name 'The Boogyman' or 'The Widowmaker'. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 40 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: My guess is right about now there’s a guy in a room somewhere reading this and calling someone and saying “I don’t know. It’s some kind of Cowboy Cult. They hang out in an online Saloon. This thing is Nationwide! What do you want us to do?… ‘S more’n nation wide! We’re all over the world!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 24 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: ‘S more’n nation wide! We’re all over the world!! Ah, Maaaaan, why’d you go and tell ‘em that! We needed are out of country Pards to bail us out at some point. Now they now we’re worldwide….Oh, wait! That means Interpol…never mind. We’re good. Proceed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Back in the mid-80's low-level snitches were worth 5K (or so I'd heard). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: If you. become a Hitman, Just be sure your first assignment isn't on someone name 'The Boogyman' or 'The Widowmaker'. ..........Widder Or Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michigan Slim Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 1 hour ago, Widder, SASS #59054 said: If you. become a Hitman, Just be sure your first assignment isn't on someone name 'The Boogyman' or 'The Widowmaker'. ..........Widder Widder is easier and quicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tell Sackett SASS 18436 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Seems to me that most of the “hitmen” these idiots come up with are undercover police!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Jones, SASS 2263 Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 3 hours ago, Pat Riot said: My Dad, ran with some rough fellas knew some people that could set one up with a hitman back in the 60’s and 70’s. I do not know any details on costs or how one went about it except you showed up at a specific bar and asked for a specific someone then later they came and got you for an interrogation to see if you were legit, had the money and weren’t a cop. I am quite sure that these days its much more sophisticated. For some reason I seem to recall the sum of $50,000 was the fee back then “if you wanted it done right”. For all I know it was all bull crap. Sure. They take the money and do nothing. What can the "customer" do, call the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozark Huckleberry Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 If sometime over the next three days, a burner phone with a single pre-programmed number in the directory shows up in a brown envelope on your car seat, you'll have your answer. Edit: Hypothetically speaking, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Prepaid phone in the drugstore “HITMAN PREPROGRAMMED” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Just have them irritate Hillary and it will be taken care of. Enough said. TM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J. Mark Flint #31954 LIFE Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 On 7/26/2023 at 3:18 PM, PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L said: Back in the mid-80's low-level snitches were worth 5K (or so I'd heard). 7500 and up here down south Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 Ad in the newspaper Positions available: Get away drivers Safe crackers Hit men Forgers Collection agents Defense attorneys Send a recent resume with three reference who are not related to you We are a drug free, smoke free, snitch free environment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn Keller, SASS 27332, BOLD 103 Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Knew a fellow (rest his soul) who'd burn down a barn for a twelve-pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Maverick Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Had a cousin that rode with a rough biker gang and one of them told me when I was with my cousin if I ever needed to get rid of someone to look him up. Not sure how serious he was but he looked the part anyway. TM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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