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3 minutes ago, Alpo said:


The woman thought it said Trump. 

It was so funny I literally laughed out loud. Sent it to AB any she laughed as well 

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I guess I generally give people too much credit for having intelligence. So many of these memes and jokes and stuff go right over my head because they require you to realize that somebody is a complete and utter moron.

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On 8/18/2023 at 6:17 AM, Sedalia Dave said:


Striking similarities!


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8 hours ago, Alpo said:

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It sounds fun, but, as insane as people are, they might retaliate. 

Key your car, bash your mailbox, torch your house, who knows how far some animals will go?

Sorry. I'm not feeling funny tonight....


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Once upon a time there lived a king. 

The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what, metal, wood, plastic-anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and will not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too went away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?

.....They were M&M's, of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (What were you thinking?)

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