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The Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence project (SETI) just announced it has decoded the first transmission to originate from another civilization:

"Simply send 6.023 times 10 to the 23 atoms of Hydrogen to the Star System at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your Star System at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other Star Systems. Within one-tenth of a Galactic Rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum!

IT REALLY WORKS!"

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I'm really surprised that the press didn't have more commentary about this being National Go Topless Day.  

 

Well, for most it's about small points of interest, but for some it is a weighty matter. Maybe they just didn't want to have their hands full if a major issue rose to their attention.

 

I guess the event just fell flat.

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A fire department had an ecumenical blessing of a new firetruck.

The Catholic priest sprinkled it with Holy Water.

The Baptist minister laid his hands on it.

The Jewish Rabbi cut a quarter inch off the end of the hose.

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On 8/25/2023 at 8:56 PM, Subdeacon Joe said:

 

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To quote Paul Harvey, "And now, for the rest of the story," (which is pretty awesome)

 

https://www.ktre.com/2022/11/25/grandma-stranger-who-met-through-mistaken-text-celebrate-7th-thanksgiving-together/

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5 hours ago, Alpo said:

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Muchos garcias, amigo.

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You are not going to believe this... But some crook stole all the toilet seats in the bathroom at the Police Department here....

 

Yep, now they have nothing to go on.

 

 

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