Subdeacon Joe Posted August 26, 2023 Author Posted August 26, 2023 Wrong Number Humor Sometimes a wrong number is right: Another right wrong number: 1 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 26, 2023 Author Posted August 26, 2023 "Snow White & The Seven Samurai" I'd watch it. It's a shame it couldn't be made with the cast of Monty Python. 1 3 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 26, 2023 Posted August 26, 2023 8 hours ago, Alpo said: 5 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: Gulf Coast. Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia, and Alabama. also on the permafrost 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 27, 2023 Posted August 27, 2023 There are three kinds of people in the world, those who are good at math and those who aren’t. 1 1 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 28, 2023 Author Posted August 28, 2023 The Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence project (SETI) just announced it has decoded the first transmission to originate from another civilization: "Simply send 6.023 times 10 to the 23 atoms of Hydrogen to the Star System at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your Star System at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other Star Systems. Within one-tenth of a Galactic Rotation you will receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum! IT REALLY WORKS!" 1 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 28, 2023 Author Posted August 28, 2023 I'm really surprised that the press didn't have more commentary about this being National Go Topless Day. Well, for most it's about small points of interest, but for some it is a weighty matter. Maybe they just didn't want to have their hands full if a major issue rose to their attention. I guess the event just fell flat. 4 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 28, 2023 Author Posted August 28, 2023 https://www.facebook.com/reel/6565364113571353?mibextid=9drbnH 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 28, 2023 Author Posted August 28, 2023 A fire department had an ecumenical blessing of a new firetruck. The Catholic priest sprinkled it with Holy Water. The Baptist minister laid his hands on it. The Jewish Rabbi cut a quarter inch off the end of the hose. 7 Quote
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted August 28, 2023 Posted August 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Alpo said: If only it were that easy! 2 1 Quote
DocWard Posted August 29, 2023 Posted August 29, 2023 On 8/25/2023 at 8:56 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: To quote Paul Harvey, "And now, for the rest of the story," (which is pretty awesome) https://www.ktre.com/2022/11/25/grandma-stranger-who-met-through-mistaken-text-celebrate-7th-thanksgiving-together/ 3 Quote
Brazos John Posted August 29, 2023 Posted August 29, 2023 5 hours ago, Alpo said: Muchos garcias, amigo. 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 29, 2023 Author Posted August 29, 2023 You are not going to believe this... But some crook stole all the toilet seats in the bathroom at the Police Department here.... Yep, now they have nothing to go on. 3 1 Quote
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