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Subdeacon Joe Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him. The driver rolls down the window. The driver is a squirrel. The squirrel looks the man in the eye and says, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?" 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him. The driver rolls down the window. The driver is a squirrel. The squirrel looks the man in the eye and says, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?" GROAN!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 12, 2023 Author Share Posted August 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: GROAN!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Just now, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: AAAA, a fine cup of Australian coffee! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocWard Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 44 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Who does that spider think he is drinking my coffee??!!?? Oh, wait... It has creamer in it, it isn't mine. Sorry, carry on. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 32 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: When I was at the phone company, most of us made well under 100K , our Pres. Ed Whitaker made 4 Billion. Yes with a B. He then went on to General Motors and who knows how many B's he made there with the bail out we all paid for! GRUMP 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said: Buddy is a yellow lab , and a tad faster at cleaning plates 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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