Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 I wonder if this would work????????????????? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Michigan Slim Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 5 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I wonder if this would work????????????????? It did not! I thought he wanted to race! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kloehr Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 ... So, officer, did you drive in an unsafe manner when you caught up to me? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brazos John Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 7 hours ago, Alpo said: Alpo Funny! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 hour ago, DocWard said: Just think about if you were skydiving! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: The first time I heard this story, it was Nipsey Russell telling it. That was in about 1966. Still funny, though. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Canton Chris Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, Sedalia Dave said: So, Lee Trevino was being interviewed & was asked about the pressure of making a putt with thousands of dollars of prize money on the line. Lee responds by saying, “That’s not pressure. Pressure is making a ten dollar putt with only five dollars in your pocket!” Edited August 8, 2023 by Canton Chris 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpo Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 The way that was written was kind of dumb. "Lee Trevino, a professional golfer..." Now, if you did not know Lee Trevino was a professional golfer, you most likely did not know he was Mexican. And it was him being Mexican that made the joke work. I mean, hell. If I was cutting my front yard I doubt if someone would stop and ask if I spoke English. So whoever wrote that to post on the net should have mentioned he was Mexican. Makes the joke work better. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 A seventy-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live.” 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 10 minutes ago, Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 said: A seventy-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman." "What's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunchtime, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live.” ...... (I'd be crying too ... ) 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Kloehr Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 7 hours ago, Alpo said: Boo hiss. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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