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And in a bind they are very handy to remove a broken light bulb for its socket and you can use them as a makeshift ink stamp. 


I personally can peel one and put some salt on it and eat it raw.  Once in awhile I get  the "snackies" and don't want to make a fuss.  This solves that problem.

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A 55-year-old man who was born on May 5, had been married 5 years, had 5 children, and made $55,555.55 a year. Of course, his lucky number was 5.

The man receives a phone call from a friend. The friend informs him that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening.

Excitedly, the man withdraws $5,555.00 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.

Sure enough the horse comes in fifth.

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2 minutes ago, Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 said:


My wife just doesn't understand the concept of conservation of energy.

I've tried to explain it, but I just get tired.

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