Eyesa Horg Posted August 22, 2023 Posted August 22, 2023 4 minutes ago, Alpo said: Hello, boss? 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 22, 2023 Posted August 22, 2023 Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, had that deer in the headlights look. I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it. When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat" I just say, "No, it's for company!" Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance." The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble. Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs" Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved. Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable. Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. May you always have: Love to share, Cash to spare, Tires with air, And friends who care. 3 4 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted August 22, 2023 Posted August 22, 2023 14 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: Before 2014 definately not, after 2014, maybe maybe not. Seems Oreo's do contain chocolate but whether or not the chocolate was made using dairy milk or a milk substitute is unknown. Current label as of 2022 Nabisco states they are not Vegan. https://www.freshnlean.com/blog/are-oreos-vegan/#:~:text=Are Oreos really vegan%3F,have milk as cross-contact. 1 1 1 Quote
Eyesa Horg Posted August 23, 2023 Posted August 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Mercy Me said: Gawd, that man is disgusting. 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 23, 2023 Author Posted August 23, 2023 I haven't found this on YouTube yet..If different authors asked you out on a datehttps://fb.watch/mBL3EhkT51/ Quote
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted August 23, 2023 Posted August 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said: Gawd, that man is disgusting. 9 hours ago, Mercy Me said: At least he is not sniffing! 2 Quote
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted August 23, 2023 Posted August 23, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Alpo said: Me: I know. Edited August 23, 2023 by Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 1 1 1 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 23, 2023 Posted August 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: ...... about 45 seconds toooooooo long ........... 1 3 Quote
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 23, 2023 Posted August 23, 2023 3 hours ago, Alpo said: 3 hours ago, Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 said: Me: I know. ...... so, ..... he's been there before ..... 1 3 Quote
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