Subdeacon Joe Posted August 30, 2023 Author Posted August 30, 2023 (edited) Edited September 2, 2023 by Subdeacon Joe 1 3 Quote
Brazos John Posted August 30, 2023 Posted August 30, 2023 Some folks would have to turn it over a couple of times.... About this item As seen on ABC's "Shark Tank", this gift sends a clear message to the recipient. A unique and functional sand timer that runs for approximately 5 minutes. Sturdy construction. The perfect present for Christmas, Father’s Day, stocking stuffers, white elephant, and birthdays. No more 40-minute bathroom breaks. It’s time to go or get off the pot before legs fall asleep. Rotate 360 degrees to set. Unique mechanism resets instantly without needing to hold upside down. 2 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 30, 2023 Author Posted August 30, 2023 https://www.facebook.com/reel/1371470580456291?mibextid=9drbnH 2 Quote
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted August 31, 2023 Posted August 31, 2023 A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?" “Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 100,000 troops killed, countless injured, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscripting 500,000 Russians including murders and rapists to replace our losses”. “Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”? “They haven’t turned up yet” 6 1 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 1, 2023 Posted September 1, 2023 On 8/29/2023 at 10:34 AM, Alpo said: Looks like a Coke bottle. 1 1 2 1 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 1, 2023 Posted September 1, 2023 On 8/30/2023 at 10:15 AM, Sedalia Dave said: BOOOOOOOO! 4 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted September 1, 2023 Posted September 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: BOOOOOOOO! Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted September 2, 2023 Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/29/2023 at 12:34 PM, Alpo said: On 8/31/2023 at 9:32 PM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Looks like a Coke bottle. Since when do Coke bottles have legs. 1 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 2, 2023 Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Sedalia Dave said: Since when do Coke bottles have legs. When someone sets it down on a hot pizza? Hell, I don't know! Just rattlin'. 4 1 Quote
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted September 2, 2023 Posted September 2, 2023 On 8/30/2023 at 1:04 PM, Subdeacon Joe said: I'd send her husband a Omaha Steak package and see where THAT goes. 6 Quote
Subdeacon Joe Posted September 2, 2023 Author Posted September 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: I'd send her husband a Omaha Steak package and see where THAT goes. Ye're a wicked man! And I wish I had thought of that. 5 Quote
Texas Joker Posted September 3, 2023 Posted September 3, 2023 57 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Nuke it from orbit it's the only way to be sure. 1 3 1 Quote
Sedalia Dave Posted September 3, 2023 Posted September 3, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: Flame Thrower Edited September 3, 2023 by Sedalia Dave 1 2 Quote
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