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Some folks would have to turn it over a couple of times....

 

 

 

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A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?" Her husband replied, "It's a war to stop America and NATO." "Oh, right” she says “How's it going?"

“Well” he replied “so far we have lost over 20 generals, 100,000 troops killed, countless injured, 3000 tanks, 300 aircraft, hundreds of helicopters, countless armoured vehicles, artillery and trucks, our flagship along with other naval ships, our army is being defeated in most areas and we have had to resort to conscripting 500,000 Russians including murders and rapists to replace our losses”.

“Wow” replied the wife “what about America and NATO”?

“They haven’t turned up yet”

 

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Posted
On 8/29/2023 at 12:34 PM, Alpo said:

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On 8/31/2023 at 9:32 PM, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Looks like a Coke bottle.


Since when do Coke bottles have legs. 

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3 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

I'd send her husband a Omaha Steak package and see where THAT goes.  ;)

 

Ye're a wicked man!

 

And I wish I had thought of that.

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57 minutes ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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Nuke it from orbit it's the only way to be sure.

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said:

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Flame Thrower

 

Edited by Sedalia Dave
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