Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawMan Mark, SASS #57095L Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 On a recent camping trip... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 I thought it was Friday…  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pat Riot Posted August 31, 2022 Author Share Posted August 31, 2022 What’s even funnier is it’s Wednesday. Damn I like retirement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022   Better than a Flu Shot!    Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.  One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea...  As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.  'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alpo Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 My father was a conjoined twin. Â We called his brother "my uncle on my father's side". Â They were surgically separated. Now we call his brother "my uncle once removed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 22 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Â Better not die in my sleep then. I sleep in the nude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eyesa Horg Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: That's a fact! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: A crying baby would do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 7 hours ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said:   I think he also said "......where'd all them Indians come from ?......."  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chas B. Wolfson, SASS #11104 Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 well this would explain , why I am single   reckon , common usage , AIN'T what it says   Chickasaw Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 18 hours ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said: Â He was misquoted. His actual words were "Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt!............" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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