Pat Riot Posted August 31, 2022 Author Posted August 31, 2022 What’s even funnier is it’s Wednesday. Damn I like retirement.
Sedalia Dave Posted September 1, 2022 Posted September 1, 2022 Better than a Flu Shot! Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea... As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this? Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
Alpo Posted September 1, 2022 Posted September 1, 2022 My father was a conjoined twin. We called his brother "my uncle on my father's side". They were surgically separated. Now we call his brother "my uncle once removed".
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 1, 2022 Posted September 1, 2022 22 hours ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Better not die in my sleep then. I sleep in the nude.
Eyesa Horg Posted September 1, 2022 Posted September 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, Buckshot Bear said: That's a fact!
Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770 Posted September 2, 2022 Posted September 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Buckshot Bear said: A crying baby would do it.
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted September 2, 2022 Posted September 2, 2022 7 hours ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said: I think he also said "......where'd all them Indians come from ?......."
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted September 2, 2022 Posted September 2, 2022 well this would explain , why I am single reckon , common usage , AIN'T what it says Chickasaw Bill
Sixgun Sheridan Posted September 2, 2022 Posted September 2, 2022 18 hours ago, Crazy Gun Barney, SASS #2428 said: He was misquoted. His actual words were "Ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt!............"
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