Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 21, 2022 Posted August 21, 2022 4 hours ago, Alpo said: Face first, of course. ......... naturally ....
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 23, 2022 Posted August 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Usually the traffic engineer who proclaimed, "The proposed 1,000 until apartment complex will have no impact on the single street that gives access."
Sedalia Dave Posted August 23, 2022 Posted August 23, 2022 11 hours ago, Subdeacon Joe said: True, But can they eat Animal Crackers???
Sedalia Dave Posted August 23, 2022 Posted August 23, 2022 Three doctors are sitting in a bar, telling each other about the most impressive procedures they’ve done. The first doctor says “I once operated on a man who lost his entire arm in a woodworking accident. I reattached it in 4 hours and now he’s a major league pitcher. The second doctor says “I once operated on a man who shattered both of his legs after falling out of a tree. I set all the bars and screws in 3 hours and now he’s an Olympic marathon runner. The third doctor smirks, finishes his drink, and says “I once operated on a man who was in a terrible car accident. He swerved off the road, hit a post, and went through the windshield into a cow pasture. His skull broke open and his brains went everywhere. I scooped up all the brains, albeit with some cow shit, stuffed them back in, and patched up his skull in 2 hours, and now he’s the president of the United States.
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted August 24, 2022 Posted August 24, 2022 Guess who's sleeping on the couch tonight?
DocWard Posted August 24, 2022 Posted August 24, 2022 10 hours ago, Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 said: I’m pretty sure I served with that guy!
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