Muggle Posted August 15, 2022 Posted August 15, 2022 On 8/12/2022 at 3:52 AM, Pat Riot, SASS #13748 said: Happens to me a lot, I have lost and misplaced my house keys lots of time. And it happens i have it in my possession.
Sixgun Sheridan Posted August 15, 2022 Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: "Let's eat Grandma!" "Let's eat, Grandma!" - proper punctuation saves lives.
Pat Riot Posted August 16, 2022 Author Posted August 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Muggle said: Fixed it for you…
Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062 Posted August 16, 2022 Posted August 16, 2022 14 hours ago, PowerRiverCowboy said: 13 hours ago, Sixgun Sheridan said: "Let's eat Grandma!" "Let's eat, Grandma!" - proper punctuation saves lives. Capitalisation is also very important, .... .... especially if you're going to help Uncle Jack off his horse.
Subdeacon Joe Posted August 18, 2022 Posted August 18, 2022 An old man accidently crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!” The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.” The old man dials his son and as he is about to speak, the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!” The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.” In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a jeep, ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner. Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says “Dad I train Navy SEAL's not dolphins"
Rip Snorter Posted August 18, 2022 Posted August 18, 2022 59 minutes ago, Subdeacon Joe said: An old man accidently crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!” The old man replies, “Woah, wait buddy, I don’t have that much money but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.” The old man dials his son and as he is about to speak, the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says “So you train dolphins, well your old man just hit and damaged my car, you bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!” The son answers “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.” In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a jeep, ten men jump out and beat the hell out of the expensive car owner. Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says “Dad I train Navy SEAL's not dolphins" One would be all it would it would take - if I ever get that old I missed the bus to the other place.
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