Best obituary ever

[Utah Bob #35998 8,821]

https://www.schluterbalikfuneralhome.com/obituary/tim-schrandt

[Michigan Slim 2,436]

My wife and kids just found good material for mine.

[Subdeacon Joe 14,647]

VERY good!  I left a message.  

[Four-Eyed Buck,SASS #14795 351]

That was quite an exercise in writing

[Calamity Kris 1,192]

Priceless!!!!

[Capt. R. Hugh Kidnme 730]

That right there, is just BRILLIANT.

[The Original Lumpy Gritz 5,415]

I dare not to let Ima read that.........

OLG

[Crooked River Pete, SASS 43485 208]

Almost as good,

https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/ohio/obituary.aspx?n=ruth-e-rencevicz-sechrist&pid=117208334

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 3,856]

4 hours ago, Utah Bob #35998 said:

https://www.schluterbalikfuneralhome.com/obituary/tim-schrandt

[Forty Rod SASS 3935 3,856]

1 hour ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

I dare not to let Ima read that.........

OLG

She'ss too gentile and polite to do something like that.  Of course, she may just uncork once you're gone and really spill it all. 

 

We'll just have to wait and see, won't we?  

[Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 1,672]

Sounds like the type of man Captain Woodrow Call would not have tolerated.

 

 

 

 

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[The Original Lumpy Gritz 5,415]

17 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

She'ss too gentile and polite to do something like that.    

 

She's a good actress too.......

OLG

[MizPete 663]

I wish I had known this man.

[Pat Riot, SASS #13748 12,332]

Great Obituary, Bob. Where did you find this? Hilarious. 

[Sawyer 96]

Sounds like someone I would have liked!

[Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646 1,366]

Now we all have something to aspire to.

 

Imis

[Jabez Cowboy,SASS # 50129 712]

When I turned 60 some time ago,,,, My Wife invited my friends to my Funeral , she made up bulletins/Order of service ,,, Did up a right proper Job ...

Told some things about me that many of my recent ( last 20 Years ) friends didn't Know ,,, There were some really nice things said some that were even True ...

We had a great time , Great Food good friends and A loving Family .... John a longtime friend, he was 76 at the time got to go to my Funeral and a few years latter I attended His ...

My wife said that she was happy I didn't Die before my Planned Death ,,,,"As it might Look Bad"....

While John and some other Good Pards have now gone Over ,,,, They can say they were at my Funeral too ...

Good Friends may die ,,,,, but they are never really Gone ....

 

Jabez Cowboy

[Charlie MacNeil, SASS #48580 236]

On 4/14/2019 at 9:13 AM, Utah Bob #35998 said:

https://www.schluterbalikfuneralhome.com/obituary/tim-schrandt

I don’t care who ya are, that there’s funny!

[Subdeacon Joe 14,647]

I've been reading through the messages left.  Notes from all over the globe.

[The Original Lumpy Gritz 5,415]

SWMBO informed me, that she now has a copy of that obituary.

Should I be worried? ..............................................

OLG

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 4,343]

4 hours ago, The Original Lumpy Gritz said:

SWMBO informed me, that she now has a copy of that obituary.

Should I be worried? ..............................................

OLG

Depends on how you want to be remembered.  

 

Because of various errors, Alfred Nobel read his own obit when he was alive.  He decided to create the eponymous Nobel Prizes for which he will always be remembered.

[Hashknife Cowboy 231]

We'd a got along just fine......God Bless all those types of true individuals.