Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 A Florida woman was arrested this week after she allegedly barged into a gas station while naked and then threatened to kill staff with an apple peeler, police said. Maybe they'll charge her with a missedaweiner. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 That'd be the breast thing that could happen to her. 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 (edited) On 1/31/2024 at 2:34 PM, Blackwater 53393 said: Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”! They will give her a drug prescription, release her with expectations she will self medicate. Edited February 5 by Matthew Duncan 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 (edited) Drunk, naked Florida woman wielding peeler knife barges into RaceTrac, threatens to kill staff: deputies (fox13news.com) And just a few days before... https://www.fox13news.com/news/completely-naked-florida-man-barges-into-church-thrift-shop-and-steals-t-shirt-deputies-say Edited January 31 by Cypress Sun 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 https://www.fox13news.com/news/woman-tries-to-kill-husband-over-postcard-from-ex-girlfriend-from-six-decades-ago-police 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Ah, good ole Meth at work... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sedalia Dave Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 3 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”! 2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said: That'd be the breast thing that could happen to her. AFAIK There are no mental health institutions left in the US to house people. The people behind the woke movement got them all shut down. Now the cops take the mentally ill to the hospital where they are given a prescription and sent back to the streets. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oak Ridge Regulator Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Is this why everyone heads to Florida ? Naked women running around the streets and barging into stores has a certain appeal 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Stripped down to basics, it just doesn't 'apeel' to me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Now you're getting to the core of it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rip Snorter Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 10 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said: Now you're getting to the core of it! A pithy response! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyesa Horg Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Somewhat seeded I guess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 She does look like a cutty stabby woman. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dantankerous Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 12 minutes ago, Pat Riot said: She does look like a cutty stabby woman. A little makeup and she'd be a solid 3. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 7 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”! Don't bet on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 7 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said: Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”! 15 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said: Don't bet on it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watab kid Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 anymore they just get released so they can reoffend 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 11 hours ago, Dantankerous said: A little makeup and she'd be a solid 3. Not when you sober up. 1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 16 hours ago, Pat Riot said: She does look like a cutty stabby woman. In the words of Doc Boon from the first STAGECOACH with John Wayne, “Is the the face that sank a thousand ships?” 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Just now, Blackwater 53393 said: In the words of Doc Boon from the first STAGECOACH with John Wayne, “Is the the face that sank a thousand ships?” May not be the face that sank a thousand ships....but it hit every branch down while falling out of the ugly tree. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 2 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said: May not be the face that sank a thousand ships....but it hit every branch down while falling out of the ugly tree. OH! I was being kind! It’s more like she was run over by the halftrack that they use to haul the ugly stick! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Sun Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 3 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said: OH! I was being kind! It’s more like she was run over by the halftrack that they use to haul the ugly stick! And then ran over by the ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Did you see the picture of the one in Eyesa Horg's above post on the woman who tries to kill her husband over a postcard? I can't believe he didn't want to die. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Riot Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I think we’re being too hard on Stabby Slice & Core. She can’t help that she was born looking like a potato bug. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 I first thought this was a picture of a woman in some Steven King horror movie. Her husband should definitely go to Heaven, no matter what he ever does the rest of his life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 Posted February 2 Author Share Posted February 2 Of course all of us Saloonatics are so beautiful... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Uh, what's a Saloonatic? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 42 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Of course all of us Saloonatics are so beautiful... And handsome. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassnetguy50 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 3 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said: Of course all of us Saloonatics are so beautiful... Right, that is why we have light switches. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 11 hours ago, Cypress Sun said: And then ran over by the ... That is a masochist's dream machine. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Rod SASS 3935 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 6 hours ago, Pat Riot said: I think we’re being too hard on Stabby Slice & Core. She can’t help that she was born looking like a potato bug. What a rude thing to say about potato bugs. Shame on you. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 16 hours ago, Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 said: Uh, what's a Saloonatic? All who grace the hallowed web pages of "The Saloon". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey Creek,5759 Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Well thanks for keeping us abreast of everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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