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A Florida woman was arrested this week after she allegedly barged into a gas station while naked and then threatened to kill staff with an apple peeler, police said.

 

Maybe they'll charge her with a missedaweiner. :lol:

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Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

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That'd be the breast thing that could happen to her.;)

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On 1/31/2024 at 2:34 PM, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

They will give her a drug prescription, release her with expectations she will self medicate.

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Ah, good ole Meth at work...

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3 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

 

2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

That'd be the breast thing that could happen to her.;)


AFAIK There are no mental health institutions left in the US to house people. The people behind the woke movement got them all shut down. 
Now the cops take the mentally ill to the hospital where they are given a prescription and sent back to the streets. :(

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Is this why everyone heads to Florida ? Naked women running around the streets and barging into stores has a certain appeal 

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12 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

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She does look like a cutty stabby woman. 

 

A little makeup and she'd be a solid 3.

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7 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

 

15 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Don't bet on it!


 

 

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16 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

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She does look like a cutty stabby woman. 

In the words of Doc Boon from the first STAGECOACH with John Wayne, “Is the the face that sank a thousand ships?”  :rolleyes:  :lol:

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Just now, Blackwater 53393 said:

In the words of Doc Boon from the first STAGECOACH with John Wayne, “Is the the face that sank a thousand ships?”  :rolleyes:  :lol:

 

May not be the face that sank a thousand ships....but it hit every branch down while falling out of the ugly tree.:o

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2 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

May not be the face that sank a thousand ships....but it hit every branch down while falling out of the ugly tree.:o


OH! I was being kind!  It’s more like she was run over by the halftrack that they use to haul the ugly stick! <_<

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3 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:


OH! I was being kind!  It’s more like she was run over by the halftrack that they use to haul the ugly stick! <_<

 

And then ran over by the ...

 

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I think we’re being too hard on Stabby Slice & Core. She can’t help that she was born looking like a potato bug. 

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I first thought this was a picture of a woman in some Steven King horror movie.

Her husband should definitely go to Heaven, no matter what he ever does the rest of his life. 

 

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