You can't make this stuff up!

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381]

A Florida woman was arrested this week after she allegedly barged into a gas station while naked and then threatened to kill staff with an apple peeler, police said.

 

Maybe they'll charge her with a missedaweiner.

[Blackwater 53393]

Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

[Eyesa Horg]

That'd be the breast thing that could happen to her.

[Matthew Duncan]

On 1/31/2024 at 2:34 PM, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

They will give her a drug prescription, release her with expectations she will self medicate.

[Cypress Sun]

Drunk, naked Florida woman wielding peeler knife barges into RaceTrac, threatens to kill staff: deputies (fox13news.com)

 

And just a few days before...

 

https://www.fox13news.com/news/completely-naked-florida-man-barges-into-church-thrift-shop-and-steals-t-shirt-deputies-say

[Eyesa Horg]

https://www.fox13news.com/news/woman-tries-to-kill-husband-over-postcard-from-ex-girlfriend-from-six-decades-ago-police

[Dantankerous]

Ah, good ole Meth at work...

[Sedalia Dave]

3 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

 

2 hours ago, Eyesa Horg said:

That'd be the breast thing that could happen to her.

AFAIK There are no mental health institutions left in the US to house people. The people behind the woke movement got them all shut down. 
Now the cops take the mentally ill to the hospital where they are given a prescription and sent back to the streets. 

[Oak Ridge Regulator]

Is this why everyone heads to Florida ? Naked women running around the streets and barging into stores has a certain appeal 

[Rip Snorter]

Stripped down to basics, it just doesn't 'apeel' to me.

[Eyesa Horg]

Now you're getting to the core of it!

[Rip Snorter]

10 minutes ago, Eyesa Horg said:

Now you're getting to the core of it!

A pithy response!

[Eyesa Horg]

Somewhat seeded I guess!

[Pat Riot]

She does look like a cutty stabby woman. 

[Dantankerous]

12 minutes ago, Pat Riot said:

She does look like a cutty stabby woman. 

 

A little makeup and she'd be a solid 3.

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

7 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

Don't bet on it!

[Blackwater 53393]

7 hours ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

Ain’t likely she’ll be charged with anything, but she is probably going to wind up in the “booby hatch”!

 

15 minutes ago, Forty Rod SASS 3935 said:

Don't bet on it!

 

 

[watab kid]

anymore they just get released so they can reoffend 

[Cypress Sun]

11 hours ago, Dantankerous said:

 

A little makeup and she'd be a solid 3.

 

Not when you sober up.

[Blackwater 53393]

16 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

She does look like a cutty stabby woman. 

In the words of Doc Boon from the first STAGECOACH with John Wayne, “Is the the face that sank a thousand ships?”    

[Cypress Sun]

Just now, Blackwater 53393 said:

In the words of Doc Boon from the first STAGECOACH with John Wayne, “Is the the face that sank a thousand ships?”    

 

May not be the face that sank a thousand ships....but it hit every branch down while falling out of the ugly tree.

[Blackwater 53393]

2 minutes ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

May not be the face that sank a thousand ships....but it hit every branch down while falling out of the ugly tree.

OH! I was being kind!  It’s more like she was run over by the halftrack that they use to haul the ugly stick! 

[Cypress Sun]

3 minutes ago, Blackwater 53393 said:

OH! I was being kind!  It’s more like she was run over by the halftrack that they use to haul the ugly stick! 

 

And then ran over by the ...

 

[Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728]

Did you see the picture of the one in Eyesa Horg's above post on the woman who tries to kill her husband over a postcard?

I can't believe he didn't want to die.

[Pat Riot]

I think we’re being too hard on Stabby Slice & Core. She can’t help that she was born looking like a potato bug. 

[Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728]

I first thought this was a picture of a woman in some Steven King horror movie.

Her husband should definitely go to Heaven, no matter what he ever does the rest of his life. 

 

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381]

Of course all of us Saloonatics are so beautiful...

 

[Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728]

Uh, what's a Saloonatic?

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

42 minutes ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said:

Of course all of us Saloonatics are so beautiful...

 

And handsome.

[sassnetguy50]

3 hours ago, Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381 said:

Of course all of us Saloonatics are so beautiful...

 

Right, that is why we have light switches. 

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

11 hours ago, Cypress Sun said:

 

And then ran over by the ...

 

That is a masochist's dream machine.  

[Forty Rod SASS 3935]

6 hours ago, Pat Riot said:

I think we’re being too hard on Stabby Slice & Core. She can’t help that she was born looking like a potato bug. 

What a rude thing to say about potato bugs.  Shame on you.

[Injun Ryder, SASS #36201L]

16 hours ago, Lone Spur Jake SASS #7728 said:

Uh, what's a Saloonatic?

 

All who grace the hallowed web pages of "The Saloon". 

[Cold Lake Kid, SASS # 51474]

[Bailey Creek,5759]

Well thanks for keeping us abreast of everything.