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A 6 year old kid joke, I told my Grandma, 73 years ago.

 

What do you eat when your at the beach and you forgot your lunch?

 

You eat the sand which is there!

 

:PCJ

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Where do pirates get their hooks?

 

Second hand stores.

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Why did the pharmacist walk on her tip toes?

She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills 

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I told my Father ( he had dementia in his last days) this joke that he had told me back when I was a kid. He would burst out laughing.

 

Do you know why round bails were outlawed in Kentucky?

 

The cows weren’t getting square meals.

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Why is a koala Bear considered rude.

 

Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie.

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5 hours ago, Tennessee Trapper Tom said:

Why is a koala Bear considered rude.

 

Because it Eats shoots and leaves. (Must have had a cowboy upbringing) Nope just another Aussie.

 

 

 

 

 ........  and don't you forget it !!!!!  :blush:

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